Poor Philli Phanatic will have to keep waiting for his dream of cocaine sales at the ball park to come true, finally giving his nose a real reason to shine.

Bend it like Brekham.

Hopefully the eye is okay, but based on his name, I don’t think he needs to c.

Wiggins dunks like he drinks tea.

Death to Texas and Coach K*

You miss 100% of the shots you let your teammates take.

Though this would ruin my plan of training my future son/daughter to become the greatest punter/kicker there ever way. If by 2, you had a kid doing nothing but kicking, and you ensured that at least one, but preferably both, of the parents were long-limbed , you'd have a guaranteed star on your hand, because most…

Not as fun as watching a lineman kick.

Dennis Dodd poses question: Where do we draw the line?

Leave it the way it is, but get rid of kickers, and have the opposing team choose the player who takes the kick.

It's like Alphabet Aerobics by Blackalicious, but without the alphabet.

And much like the alcohol content of stadium beer, his severance package was 60% less than what was stated on his pink slip.

At least the Clippers know how to carry out nepotism marginally better than the Knicks.

To be fair, the Cubs have been very forthcoming about their desire to rebuild.

Timothy accidentally emulated Dennis Rodman's rebound effect instead of his rebounding efficiency.

I guess the question is, was it to bring in Dungy, or bring out Pagano.

your* so close...

They'd have to be paid to be employees.

This is just the kind of law that will allow Tony Dungy to comfortably return to his head coaching position with the Colts.

He was always up front with the front office and told them he was aching, they just misheard him.