As someone with a decent arm who was always the QB during grade 7 touch games, but who only knows about formations/plays thanks to Madden, do you think I could complete at least one ten yard pass during an actual college game? What would my stat line look like?

No one gets more pleasure from this article than Kelly's upper lip.

"The game the way it was meant to be played."

I admire your stamina.

...activating my prefrontal cortex or trying to run a bottom up system from the top down..

My wife says the same thing to her girlfriends at wine club.

He was retying, not retiring. Just a misunderstanding.

Following the incident, Clowney said that if given an opportunity to sack Vick, he'll give the QB a pass.

...made me feel much more second-hand embarrassment for the defender

In keeping with the sport's 'no hands' regulations, this is simply how the coach gives his players high-fives.

You should crop the phone out of the pic, it makes him look sad.

His form is perfect.

WWE narratives and plot twists sure are getting complicated.

A second Jet awkwardly lands in NY...we have a pattern.

Welcome to my early 20's.

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

"He's basically saying, 'I'm willing to bet on myself.'"

"I don't know HOW he does it, one chain is hard enough as it is!"

Just like the Alfredo at Sbarros, he's clearly too rich.

So Larry crash lands on snow and gets a nice Instagram moment...the same thing happens to Josh Hamilton and he gets judged and possibly suspended.