Swaggy P sure as Hell looks more confident missing those shots than Curry looks making them.

All those ISIS members in cold mountain regions beat me to it.

All those ISIS members in cold mountain regions beat me to it.

Hamilton: You promised me lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always, but in the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why?

"What's next, keeping track of how many free throws guys make? Ridiculous."

This just in, Yankees sign 56 year old Michael Flately to a minor league deal.

If the Suez Crisis taught us anything , it's that it was probably Alaa Abdelnaby who stole the water.

I'm surprised Lamar Odom wasn't invited, seeing as he has the best pipes.

As a rule, I know that when I pass a J to one of my French friends, that's the last I'll see if it.

There's a fine balance between chilling on a j and bogarting. Also context matters (people/size). But for the most part, if it's three or so on an L, conversations will be had over a relaxed toke. Puff puff pass feels like the equivalent of drinking wine shooters. It's also an age thing. The older we get, the less we…

Half seems excessive.

Were they all sold out of Varlamov jerseys?

As a bald who has the utmost sympathy for guys that don't embrace their hair loss and do the awful brush forward look, I just want to hug him and tell him everything will be okay. But only if the hug could be done without actual contact, he always looks so greasy.

I feel adding the "of a" is only done in like Martha's Vineyard. Hopefully most would just say a' half quarter' to at least sound vaguely "street". That was a lot of quotation marks.

My preference as well.

Not rude, let's say cultural. In my experience, we roll bigger joints as our green is cheaper than yours, and it's more enjoyable to chill on a joint then two toke pass. Back in high school, when money, and in turn green, was more tight and we were rolling smaller joints, we'd often smoke it "American" a term that…

Rolling a joint is enjoyable and satisfying, but more than that, it grants you the honor of being firs up to bat. In Canada, we don't abide by the toke, toke, pass mentality, and people just sit on joints. So being first gives you a significant leg up in your mission to get your mind right.

A fairly prominent childhood memory of mine was the little cat trinket/key chain that came with that cat wine that was all anyone drank back in the 80s/early 90s. I'm sure it's more ingrained in my memory than others, seeing as I was raised by raging alcoholics, who were wonderful none the less.

Phoenix fans blamed Hassan's first name, and definitely not his last, for his violent outburst.

Almost as cute as the letter Jack Johnson's parents wrote to the GM asking for more money.

That's gotta be just what his vinegar strokes look like.