A white bear that has a decent arm, great range and feet, and knows how to use the items around him...Cutler better watch his back.

Anything black and from Baltimore is sure to result in concerned calls to law enforcement from residents of Sarasota.

Yeah guys, respect their organization's name, which has less to do with lighting people on fire and more to do with lighting entire tall ships on fire after you've plundered their gold and taken their women as your own.

If we've learned anything from Kane's leadership, it's that he's the most outspoken player there is when it comes to the importance of change.

Once he's mentally cleared to play in a game...

Here's hoping.

Jon Heyman report that it involved "at least cocaine"

You guys may be the kings of the Olympics, but we'll always own you on the ice. Just please stop developing those speedy forwards or we may actually be in trouble one day when Sid can no-longer tie his skates (one more concussion away).

When multiple blokes in the UK get together and try scoring from their knees, it's actually called 'dogging' not hockey.

After realizing he'd be playing the same venue as Sheeran...Ross was hoping his hat would read Rebook.

Jagr is a hot commodity and the Panthers are about to make the playoffs, the early 90s are back!

Especially when it comes to amateur porn.

Face-first into a big ball of snow and possible facial injuries...a woman after Tony Montana's heart.

I don't know if I'd make that comment, considering the Yankees are no longer in the habit of signing players in their prime.

The definition of hard-hitting news.

"..was right behind me. We had practiced this dozens if not hundreds of times before. But when the ball appeared in front of me, just floating in the air, my mind went blank.

If age is just a number, this bodes well for Kobe under Scott's reasoning.

Pictured: Sepp Blatter causes quite the Fuhrer of activity by announcing changes to the hosting privileges of the 2021 Confederation Cup.

They're probably also quite pleased their investment is protecting himself.

It happens to us all. He does come off as rather pleasant...when he's not being a violent POS.