11. Just use a fax machine like Peyton Manning.

Maybe if the UFC had better recruited real athletes from the NFL, they'd have guys that would actually be able to finish a fight after crippling brain damage.

What a mistake, getting rid of something that Warren Sapp would pay good money for.

Funny how so many teams are willing to give this guy a shot, considering how much he is hated by the Publix.

So David Wells was in the right the whole time...

Losing that many pounds so quickly doesn't always work out for athletes, just ask Sam Hurd.

It would be a lot cheaper for him to just join Augusta. Not only would other members let him play through and give him his space, they'd hand over their wallets without even having to be asked.

At least S1mone had eye candy. The equivalent in Revolution was a guy in a powdered wig and rosy cheeks. So there's that.

This explains why AI never went to practice.

He's definitely cheating...on his diet.

Looks Minnesota, he's just looking for an olive branch...or any kinda of branch really.

If you remove all names from his Tweets, it reads like updates on the Russian-Ukranian ceasefire. #threatlevelred

You and Derrick Rose.

...he should be good for at least one tearful, semi-deranged speech delivered at midcourt.

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Wait till they see what happens when they bring it back in!

In keeping with Marge Schott's legacy, the Reds only sent over the freebies once the picture confirmed the child was white.

Pretty much anyone who has ever visited Tampa.

At least with the Houston helmet, when a player claims he's seeing stars after a big hit, they will have all the justification they need to throw him back in in the game.

So the same game that helped get soldiers home, was probably also responsible for ruining the few meaningful relationships they had left to come home to. If I've gained one grain of insight in my uneventful life, it's that when it comes to Monopoly, couples that play together, don't stay together.