You'd think a guy intent on seeing some Wizards would be content with a room full of old white guys?

I can't believe they made a Here Comes the Boom sequel.

How do you expect Wittman to match the right players when he's mixing Glengarry plaid and paisley like an asshole?

High-sticking.

That should give you an idea about where I stand car-wise.

That would seem a logical argument. I guess the only grease involved with coq au vin goes into my gut and not all over my un-calloused, fragile hands. And also, it will only kill me by way of cardiac arrest at hopefully a ripe age, and not getting crushed under a pile of angry steel.

I can't even pinch a loaf in 15 minutes.

This kid has hands!

I can't even use my drill to hang a shelf. But I can make a mean coq au vin.

This all seems a lot more complicated than simply calling AAA. When it comes to car repair, I will continue to be inadequate.

White's first in the NHL.

He just likes seeing people in the Buff.

Ten bucks says the guy on the left just made an antisemitic joke about the guy in the front row.

I rather look at Vines and continue to be a Harden truther.

This kid needs to watch some game tape on Harden to learn how to properly get out of the way of a fast break.

Counter-argument to Premier League: where would the WWE be without interviews?

I thought Cleveland rocks?

NFLPA Meeting Minutes:

This spells trublee.

When speaking to the Arkansas Republican-Gazette, his lawyer changed his tune and said, "There's a real problem in this country when a rich man can't shoot his damn gun off into a crowd of parade pinkos, after his daughter has been wronged by some Liberal who thinks sugar is somehow worse than the marihuana they are…