There's an easy solution to your longing.

Who replaced his black t-shirt with Chris Christie's grade 8 prom suit?

Especially just ground up and not turned into butter. Those cupcakes would be more yeast mode than beast.

For any of our American friends wondering how such a nut could so easily get through to a team president, you need to understand that in the CFL, tthe presidents are also responsible for answering the phones and bringing the towels home for laundry.

The one Bear in Tom's articles that deserves to be chained up in Manilla while riding a unicycle for American tourists.

...unless something happened to a bladder, but that really doesn't happen...

When asked for comment on the gesture, Brett Favre said that back in his playing days he wish he had the balls to do it, as opposed to the bundled up gym socks that took their place.

At this point, the only Kobe B. the Lakers want is grass-fed in Japan.

That is literally every guy's fantasy...team.

Prince Andrew was thrilled at the choice of games, considering his affinity for jets.

They've heard of PlayStation right?

And don't wear fucking sunglasses.

The Chronicle of Higher Education

Based on the hand gesture, maybe they just like to get high together?

And just like 'Pac, he couldn't miss a shot.

The fine and ensuing legal fees will still pale in comparison to the seat tickets themselves.

Tiananmen flare.

Fat and doesn't care...at least he'll have a career as an analyst.

Coming in 2015, the Mildcat Offense (2 QBs under center, neither of which can run).

He's definitely got the mind for it, just not sure about the heart.