Based on that pic, I'm gonna go out an a limb and assume the "CDC#' means he's been moved to Atlanta and has the Ebola?

So this blog isn't about porn?

How about a bunch of male execs deciding that a black dude can hit a woman?

Stomping a Tiger so you can be drafted by Lions. Fitting.

For increased credibility, his last name should be Kush.

Further proof being that the women holding the baby is just his type.

Detroiters have a bad knack for knowing when kid's actually rock.

You'd be stoned in some countries for doing this.

I anoint him: Clip Demp$ey.

Peter King: Hi AP, thanks for joining me during this difficult time. The latest polls are in, and it seems America now agrees you shouldn't play football. How does that make you feel?

With Dirty Tommy around, there was plenty of knob to go around.

It does when you get Tony Dorsett to pen it for you.

Imagine the response if Peterson had used the switch on a Clydesdale...

This week's matchup is fitting, seeing as deactivating AP allowed them to play as saints last Sunday.

If recent events have taught us anything, it's that the only rap allowed on sidelines is in sheet form.

When CSKA Moscow won their title, the players received their weight in bear.

Or they could have literally cut him...it's what Lewis would have wanted.

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Let this be a valuable lesson to all future Ravens players looking to be bronzed one day...don't leave video evidence.

Regardless of if he plays or not, he'll roughly end up with the same yardage.