The only time that blocking the plate should be allowed, is when Jason Whitlock sits at the table.

Not bad, but as far as Dan Patrick Show impressions go, not as good as Matt Harvey's impression of Paul E. Jacobs.

Even though it's a staged picture, I think it's as close as we can get to see the iconic fire in Rocket's eyes, that opposing players saw on a nightly basis.

Viral marketing at its best:

"It was like hitting the winning shot, then being told the clock had already expired."

In Jim Nantz's world, if it's white and has the ability to teabag, rules don't apply.

Like tbe rest of, he's just trying to figure out who the hair puller is?

That may not be Arian, but odds are that night's aftermath will still lead to a foster child.

To uphold the integrity of the game, the NCAA's Committee of Infractions ensured that no 'e' would come before an 'i'.

He may have come in last, but you gotta love the effort of celebs who pursue academia.

"Meteorite enthusiasts" may sound like a tame bunch, but they get pretty excited at the prospect of getting stoned.

What is going on with Kinja today. Recommendations don't work and this garbage comment is the highlight of the article? Guess the world isn't just.

Since Rockets players represent the majority of the defense, I'm guessing James Harden wasn't involved in the incident.

Based on the fear vs. joy ratio of the four passengers, I can only assume that the reactions had less to do with the ride and more to do with the choice of Toby Keith as the accompanying music.

When dealing with an Escobar, it can take multiple hit attempts before getting it right.

Plucking a big gal from a herd...no better way to bust a slump deal with a midlife crisis.

That game was a real Thriller.

The Sens may not get to grow playoff facial hair this year, but they can still look forward to getting lucky by riding MacLean's.

His last name's the sport / his first game's to snort / me and Johnny at the club like co to the horts / he wears pads when there's no need / being watched from the nose-bleeds / throwing 3 picks a game but still shouting 'blow me'// even if he's a bust / in Johnny we trust / starting off this chapter /with me as his…

DeSean is gonna love gang banging in Washington...as long as he doesn't mind crossing swords with Elliot Sptizer.