These guys all make the game look so e-z.

I think Self misspoke. Just to clear things up, he meant to say that, "It will be dressed, after it has been handled internally."

Putting the Cast in Castration.

1) Opening your comment with "dear" doesn't make you any less of an asshole.

Bobblehead promos are always the best part of Opening Day.

Ya I'm 30, but spent enough time reading about Bobby to know he was the taters. Also added to your Brett list, was the poster of him that came with my GT Snow Racer (maybe that was just here in Canada, but he was the face of GT Snow Racers).

I thought about Al Mac for sure, but he did try two piece composites near the end of his career and stuck to wood, so less mystery there. And Bobby Hull still has that mythical 119 MPH shot, which of course is not routed in any kind of fact other than antiquated measurements. If I had the choice between someone who…

Dismantle his predictions or diss mantel? I think the later may require more urgent criticism.

I would love to go back in time and put a composite in the hands of Bobby Hull. I guess I'd first kill baby Hitler if I harnessed the power of time travel, but Bobby Hull and a composite would be high on the list.

I think by season's end Regressing should breakdown the UZR for all ball girls/boys.

James Dolan will be upset that he didn't get credit for the chins.

With tonight and tomorrow's Jays games at Le Stade sold out, do you think that is a an indication of a true desire to bring back and support an MLB team in Montreal, or simply a one off event that could not sustain itself for an entire season?

This rumor about the sister has been swirling around Canada for ages but never heard the nanny one. The only thing I'd add is apparently it's her twin sister, and if you were going to cheat, why would you do so with a duplicate? But Berry, I think you can agree that there were a few seasons where Avery was a solid…

Aftermath:

I'd love to see Regressing do a breakdown of her monetary gains vs. time spent "sweeping".

I get that some people will argue that parents will do anything to protect/help their children, but that should end the moment you realize said child is a monster who can't be helped. After years of therapy and a sixth arrest, the writing was on the wall. The parents' actions (legal costs, jobs with the Red Sox,…

Tournament MVP (Most Valuable Percussionist).

"Karma's a bitch."

Sexist as well, nice touch.

If you really think that telling a rival sports fan "Boy, you guys really miss Parise, eh" deserves a shit kicking or threat of violence, you are out to lunch. By the way, I'm guessing you really are missing Parise, eh?