I tend to be skeptical when people talk about World War Three starting...and then some days, I’m less skeptical.

Christmas gifts are a fucking plague. I mean, I love giving and receiving gifts around the holidays, but so much of it is really excessive and there’s all this weird social pressure around it. I think keeping gifts pretty minimal and limited to as small a group of people as possible is a good thing. And giving…

Can he please thank the Left. At least then I get to watch my Leftie friends have to deal with being happy Hillary lost while then being congratulated by the man they claim to hate.

How did they get all of Newt Gingrich’s wives to pose for a picture?

Holllllly Moly how much peroxide is in that picture

The fact that he knows “What have you got to lose?” is a “famous line” but does not understand that it is NOT BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD POINT is an excellent microcosm of his entire brain.

Now, now, I think Republican state houses in Wisconsin and NC and other places that drastically curtailed the voting rights of their minority constituents deserve a lot of credit too!

I’m sorry did you say something?

That Fox News moderator brought it up, too! He stifled his incredulity when he asked Trump “do you not believe the intelligence community” or something to that effect. Trump is either actually in cahoots with Putin, or is even more ignorant and stubborn than I could have possibly imagined.

Is anything ever actually said unless a man says it though, really?

Hillary Clinton literally brought up Russia hacking the DNC during a debate where she and Donald were on the same stage. Now he’s trying to say that no one said anything until after he won?

Yeah, I always look behind me. If the person is short I recline away. If it’sd some poor tall bastard I do not. Why is this a difficult concept?

If someone in front of me fully reclines, my knees have nowhere to go and there is no room to sit my laptop on my tray table, so I deem it to be inconsiderate. Out of kindness to others, I only recline fully if on a long haul flight, aka not a Southwest route.

This family is disgusting and representative of everything wrong with our legal system. If these people lived in Compton, Brooklyn, or Newark, they would all be in jail, with the kid not getting out until he was stooped and gray.

I don’t even get the point of the protest. You don’t eat dairy?

“I got elbowed in the boob and backpacked in the face”

amidst all the chaos was a group of vegans protesting the use of dairy products at a cheese party.

When they saw the crowd, they should have brie-xited the cheese market like it was the E.U.

Of course vegans have to fucking ruin everything. And I don’t even eat cheese.

Speaking of cheese, isn’t Swiss cheese weird? All those holes. You pay for cheese that isn’t there.