“Hello, I’m Todd Dominos, the CEO of Dominos Pizza. We’ve heard your criticism loud and clear, and we are not meeting your standards. Six years ago we tried improving the quality of our pizza, but we still didn’t earn back your trust. That is why each delivery person is now a certified bounty hunter. Not only do we…

I don’t like playing armchair psychologist (and as someone with a personality disorder i always hate how it’s tossed in to explain garbage people instead of them maybe just being garbage), but there are court records from his mom and dad’s divorce that show his mom was giving him drugs when he was NINE. like fuck if…

They used their own phones? Like their regular ones, the ones they used in the States?

Someone on another site (I don’t recall which one) suggested that if every black person in America were to buy a gun, we’d have gun control measures in about 15 minutes. True, sadly.

The same NRA that back in the 60s helped craft gun control laws because Black Panthers started arming themselves and buying guns en masse? The NRA only gives a shit if white people are being deprived of their gun rights.

I like how he says the parents were open and honest about all of this when ALL evidence points to the contrary. They took Josh, after he'd already molested a few times, to a state trooper who was a family friend. And he didn't investigate or arrest Josh which means he helped in the cover-up. They've done everything in…

Mike Huckabee/sad-eyed Pound Puppy

The whole thing is completely baffling, suggesting that maybe 824 Americans flat-out panicked when they picked up the phone to a pollster and just started shouting names.

Exactly. ‘Wages are so low because of government intervention, and if government would deregulate everything, businesses would give everyone raises.’

This isn’t a Donald Trump thing: this is an overall new GOP strategy that actually acknowledges problems like the wealth gap exist. The difference is that instead of attributing it to the actual causes, they’ll claim it’s because of Comrade Obamavich’s dystopian socialist policies.

My dad always says he tells the truth because he is too stupid to keep track of lies. You certainly can’t say that about Clinton, who is as shrewd an operator as they come. Bernie Sanders doesn’t have to worry about it because he’s had the same platform/message for decades. The principle doesn’t even apply to Trump,…

Sad enchilada Donald Trump.

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

Which entitles you to enjoy the product, not to make profit from the product. This is the reason commercial licenses are so much more expensive than a simple user license in software.

Can’t recommend Steamworld Heist enough if you have a 3DS.

This was a terrorist attack, and you should refer to it as such.

“I didn’t show you how to do the scrambled eggs, because if you don’t know how to make scrambled eggs then you got serious issues.”

Crescent rolls are the MVP of this dish

Remember what Betty White said