Eh. Lady probably wouldn’t have recognized the above as English either.

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

wait wait wait wait. As someone who has lived near vermont and lived in NYC, guns are definitely an urban issue. My hometown has had almost no crime and no violence, but people own guns. I’m not a huge gun support, but the atmosphere around them is very very very different. You don’t have police for sometimes 50…

I can’t control+F a video

I dont know, on the scale of how much of a personal attack this was, it seems to seriously pale in comparison to team hillary going out of its way to paint him as a sexist, and trying to subtly insinuate he is racist. This is a great example of why sanders is doing so well I think, he is talking issues, responding to…

Jesus was a reverse Zombie. People became like him by eating HIS body and drinking HIS blood.

I didn’t interpret it as backtracking. During the debate it seemed his point was that the email investigation had already been highlighted enough, so let’s use this time for discussing real issues. That wasn’t to say there was no investigation to be done, but more that there are more important things to focus on in…

There was nothing sexist about Sander's "tone-policing"

a lot of people are pointing me towards the league of women voters, because they do precisely this.

I really wish there was a civic organization that would compile information about local elections that people could reference for when they vote. I voted yesterday but ended up going along party lines because I didn’t even know where to start to get educated.

You know who met with mothers and didn’t tweet about it or use it for publicity? Bernie. You know who made those mothers a promise to say their child’s name in the debates and also had the balls to say BLACK LIVES MATTER in that same debate? Bernie.

It just means you have more of a life/spend less time procrastinating NaNoWriMo on Jez than I do lol- you’re all good!

I don’t trust Clinton. This is someone who adopts a Southern accent and AAVE unironically in order to pretend like she’s “of the people”. She has no shame in doing superficial things in order to score a vote. With that in mind, my gut feeling is that this is a superficial meeting - meant to increase her profile on…

At least she’s trying isn’t good enough, in my opinion. Again, there’s a big contrast to Sanders, who immediately hired a BLM activist as his press secretary and who has a full paper of suggested reforms on racial justice.

Apparently, the school’s rationale for the separate events was that there was not enough room in the museum for all the children.

Another outstanding example of Florida’s public education system, the one that Jeb! is so proud of.

Plus, what’s the whole creepy dance with your father all night thing? I mean, why exactly are we creating a pseudo-romantic evening for fathers and daughters? Weird. I was on the PTA at my daughter’s school. We did family events. Full stop. And no dances. We did educational family events for all the children…

Am I the only one who thinks a father-daughter dance is incredibly creepy? I love my daughter and I really enjoyed hopping around with her when she was a toddler, but once they get to be a school-sanctioned (since this is elementary school) thing it’s a bit unsettling in a formalized setting. If my daughter wants a…

Driving was tough. I still can't sit in a car for more than a few hours now without going crazy/fidgety, but my biggest trigger was coffee. Every day was coffee and cig, coffee and cig, repeat, so when I quit smoking, I also had to quit coffee. Both cold turkey, both at the same time. I'm sure I was a miserable…

I know what you mean. I readily admit it’s for purely selfish reasons - I don’t want, say, movie night or a hot round of Wii Tennis to be interrupted by smoke breaks.