Maybe she’s not highly neurotic? Maybe it’s just anxiety?

Quit smoking 14 years ago. Still dream about it, often actually. Every time I step off an airplane and leave the airport into the open air, I get strong cravings. It has become easier to not smoke, and so I haven’t given in, and I mea I have not taken so much as a single puff in 14 years, but man are you right about…

“I have to constantly fight the urge to tell people not to smoke.”

They don’t. They sincerely believe that if your job doesn’t offer health insurance benefits that you will just leave and go work somewhere else.

Venture Bros. did it.

Bro I’m gonna be like wicked busy yelling at other House Bros about voting and giving Nobama dirty looks during State of the Union speeches. Behind his back!! He’ll never know I did it! What Bro? It’s on TV? Fuck!!!

Nah, he’s wearing a bro-ler.

LOL, well, you ARE literally trying to save their lives, so I have some real sympathy for the ex-smoker thing. Even though you know from experience that it doesn’t work! That one is still very understandable.

I get like that with eating paleo (as in, I eat paleo). When co-workers start talking about their health issues (that I often used to have myself) I want to tell them all to EAT PALEO, but I don’t want to be THAT PERSON so I generally refrain. Unless they’re really good friends. Also, I’m too lazy to make the effort…

I don’t normally comment, but I have some knowledge that applies here. I’m replying to Joe because I really don’t want to reply to the trolls.

I’m a special education coach in a very large urban school district, formerly a special education teacher. Part of my job is to help schools support positive behavior for all…

“P.S. Fuck you”

Oh my God ex-vegans and their “YOU MUST EAT MEAT” proselytizing. They’re worse than ex-smokers.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

If you weren’t so angry about all the unprovoked, unnecessary, unrepentant killings and abuse, then I wouldn’t be so irrationally afraid. It’s all your fault for not being ok with everything.

The people who send them there already live with massive cognitive dissonance. They’re the people who start racist statements with the statement “I’m not racist but”. They want government hands off their medicaid. They get government assistance but hate welfare queens. Their daughter is pregnant at 16 but want…

I think anyone who opposes the ACA should be barred from benefiting from the ACA.

The judge was a delivery driver through law school so he understood and got it down to just a lesser charge. ;)

Jesus Christ, yes (blasphemy intended).

Sounds perfect at this point, hopefully we’ll get some commenters blowing stuff out of proportion and insisting that we’re all terrible people, which is always fun.

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”