Tough, but fair.

My guess on what really went down:

Yeah, but it’s a fuckin’ sweet car marriage license.

Yeah, that’s a bit odd. But, I think it’s a bit odd in general for scientists to be religious, so I might be biased.

You know, I may be way off base here, but it almost seems like society has some unfounded misogynistic tendencies...

There was an interesting article earlier this year on Gizmodo that gave a basic explainer on how the Abrahamic religions might deal with life off of Earth. Here’s an excerpt relating to your question as it pertains to the ISS:

*sigh*

The customers’ questions about those sandy mountain tops are reminiscent of a surprisingly common question the customer service counter received at the grocery store I used to work in: “Where’s the service desk?”

I can’t imagine it would even go that well.

My guess? He’ll hire workers “from China, from Japan, from Mexico, from so many countries.”

Yeah, I’m really confused about Trump. First I thought he was a joke, then I started to fear the damage he could cause, and now I’m coming to grips with the fact that he occasionally has some really good ideas. There’s not even a remote chance I’d vote for him, but if he ends up causing a large swath of Republicans to…

Ah, that does make sense. It’s no less ridiculous, but I can at least follow that reasoning.

So, obviously there are more pressing matters, but this whole “not expensive” thing regarding his “big, beautiful wall” has taken up an inordinate amount of my thoughts these past several weeks. He repeatedly says it’ll be cheap to build, but also says he’ll make Mexico pay for it. Why would it matter that it’s cheap,…

Just his luck, attracting the attention of the one competent cop in town. Jeez.

This is my favorite passage of the Bible. Even though I’m not a Christian any more, and haven’t been since I was a teenager, this passage has always stuck with me and influenced how I see the world.

Even though I’m reading your comment referencing that bizarre spectacle, I’m still not entirely sure I didn’t dream it up. It’s just so... I don’t know, maybe “insane” is the right word? But innocuously so, unlike the rest of his insanity.

I may or may not have screamed, “THE SUPREME COURT IS EXACTLY HOW THE GOVERNMENT WAS DESIGNED TO FUNCTION, YOU ANTI-AMERICAN FUCK!” at the TV when he said that. I also may or may not have received confused looks from my dogs in response.

I figured. I just like using wordplay to make it sound like terrible people are incriminating themselves/their allies in horrific crimes. :P