“Checks”!? “Balances”!? That sounds like commie talk, you fascist!

So, let’s see if I’m getting this. That person was essentially suggesting that Christian bakers are pedophiles?

The “hands off my money” conservatives are exactly as bad as the rest though, because their votes give the racist, misogynist, xenophobic assholes their power. What they think in their personal lives means nothing if their votes cause the harm they claim to oppose.

They’ll oficaly teach it in are-schools.

So many people are applauding her for “taking a stand”. She’s not. She’s still completely shirking all the blame for her complicity, foisting it on the Obama administration, and urging her fellow anti-American job deserters to be slightly more subtle about their hatred for the principles the country was founded on.…

Uh, no. He’s a failure. If he had stuck his birth-lottery winnings into savings and conservative investments, he’d be worth at least as much - if not more - as he is from trying to play businessman.

Right!? There’s no excuse for a grown adult from Wisconsin ordering American “cheese”. Come on, Walker. You make us look bad in so many ways, but cheese is supposed to be our thing.

At this point, I’d be happy even if we just got a reasonable Republican.

You should still piss on him if he were on fire. Just wait until after he stops twitching first.

Yep. $250 million dollars, free and clear, to one of his campaign contributors. In a statement, he said it was a good investment because the Bucks were threatening to leave the state, and he didn’t want to pass up the tax revenue they provide. The state takes in an estimated $6.5 million dollars per year from the…

He spends very little time in the state, considering he’s supposed to be governing. It’s almosst physically impossible for a Madison bus to even get near him.

Most of what I’ve heard proposed has been exactly what you suggested. Beyond that... there’s not a whole lot here that’s really worth getting to. Maybe from Madison to Stevens Point, or Milwaukee to Green Bay?

We had this in my day. It was called screen-peeking, and you got punched for it. Pffft, kids these days, always thinking they’re original...

Did you watch Colbert’s Hunger Games-style coverage of Perry quitting? I really hope he does that with all of them.

Ha, that’s entirely possible. He’s polling so low, he just decides to ghost the GOP.

encourages victimhood.

I don’t want him here, but frankly, I’d rather have him destroy one state than 50.

I’m going with Jindal or Pataki, weighted more toward Jindal. Honestly, I expected them to both be gone by the time Walker bowed out.

As pissed as I am that he’s coming back to fuck my state over even more, I’m thoroughly relieved he’s going to officially stop trying to ruin the whole country. All you non-Wisconsinites lucked out.

I’m not saying I like this idea, but I’m not not saying it either.