I’m like an hour south of Milwaukee. I’ll swing by when it all goes down. Maybe a bunch of us can get together and buy/rent a bus or something.

How dare you!? Joking on the internet! For shame. Internetting is serious business.

Wow. I could not possibly have seen this coming. What a shocking surprise. /s

Pssh, this guy still isn’t doing the hard part.

I saw an opening, and I just had to go for it.

the more you read it, the more incredible it is.

He save bread?

I thought that was you! I saw a picture of you guys in an article (for the life of me, I can’t remember where). Congratulations!

I hit random a few times, until I landed on Articuno + Machoke.

Yep. The same party that scoffed at the idea of a community organizer-turned-senator being experienced enough for the job.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra…

Really, I’m not even mad about the whole “firing a gun into a wall” thing. It’s Texas; that’s the local custom. What irritates me is that the harassment drew no attention from the room full of cops. Even if they’re all a bunch of sleazy assholes who were completely OK with it (which seems likely), you’d hope at least…

She was given the lighter sentence since she claimed that the drugs were only going to be used by her daughter and herself.

Woo hoo! Many thanks.

“Beatings will continue until morale improves.”

I’m sure I could wolf a few down.

...and I couldn’t even pronounce half the ingredients in these mixes.

You know, I’d be willing to compromise at baking mixes, if they included a stake-shaped spatula or something.