No, socialist. Like all the countries that have a better standard of living than the US.

Well look at you, Texas, taking baby steps toward sanity. I’m honestly (very slightly) impressed. Now how about some guaranteed paid parental leave?

I think Pinkham should have used the pseudonym “Robert Paulson” for that story.

Oh good, I’m not the only one who was confused.

I’m guessing his real name is Jimmy McGill.

Very true.

You would think people who work in the sciences would not also be able to sustain a belief in creationism,

Obligatory:

Aw, thanks!

You should copyright this. When she inevitably starts slinging it around,

No employee discount, but they do have punch cards. One more and the next one’s free.

Chief Keef: Great dad, or the greatest dad?

I would like to apply for this position. What’s the pay?

Beautiful (but mostly sad). That’s a bit like all the Trump supporters down here that are calling Fox and Megyn Kelly “liberal media” for “being mean” to Trump. By asking him to clarify his own statements.

XKCD is always relevant.

I read a review of that. It was considered “punishingly intricate.”

Right? They claim to believe in the concept of charity, but they don’t actually think anyone should help.

stupid people think he’s smart because he sounds just like them.

Ooh, if she can smell it, that’s even better.