Easily one of my favorite shows. I love the lighthearted take on death, coupled with the dark, tragic look at life.

Damn gravelings, always going around loosening the bolts on space station toilet seats...

Yeah, that struck me as off. I checked the linked article, which compared the 366 million users to the population of the U.S. and Canada. It seems Steve Peterson forgot about Mexico when doing this write up.

I quit cold turkey just over 2 years ago, after having smoked for about 10. I haven’t had a single cigarette since, though I do sometimes really enjoy standing around smokers and getting a little second hand nicotine, and every couple weeks I have very vivid dreams about chain-smoking a whole pack. So, bear in mind…

I told her we can get a suite on a cruise ship and she can open a tent on the floor the looks out at the ocean since suites have balconies, because that’s the closest I will get to camping.

Yes, which, in many ways, is even worse. Campaign finance reform is one of the most important issues right now for that reason. As loth as I am to say anything good about Trump, he is making a lot of right-wingers realize how harmful establishment politicians can be. Maybe that can be parlayed into bipartisan support…

Not exactly. The Kochs bought Walker his governorship three times. We fought like hell to get rid of him.

I facting see what you did there.

As a retail manager, I used to say something like this to new hires if I heard them swear. I’d turn to them, put on a serious/angry face, and with the greatest gravitas I could muster say, “Don’t. Fucking. Swear.” I’d then shake my head incredulously and walk away as if to give myself time to cool off.

So, what fact was he talking about?

I’m about to lose control, and I fucking like it.

It can’t be repeated enough: vote. Even if you feel powerless to affect anything. Even if you can’t see any chance of winning - or of losing, for that matter. Even if you live in a red state. Even if you’re tired and broken by a corrupt system. It might not seem like a lot, but voting is the most powerful weapon we…

I’ve toyed with this idea as well. Alternately, I’ve considered a “service employee appreciation day/week” where said service employees are encouraged to berate, insult, demean, and harass bad customers.

It seems to be. As much as I’ve always been partial to “honkey,” I’d say “Christian” also works well.

Barrring exceptions for medical reasons (i.e. allergy to the vaccine), I agree.

So this is kind of related, since it’s an idiotic Republican candidate getting trolled:

Here’s the thing, though: thanks to projection, Republican voters honestly believe that everyone is as bigoted as they are. They honestly believe that Trump would take votes from across the political spectrum, instead of just from them.

This has happened to me, literally more times than having someone express interest. At school, at work, whatever; always public. It’s fucked up.

“Stop ruining the things I like by also liking them! Anything that isn’t aimed at straight white males age 18-34 is pandering!!!1!”

I always find it hilarious how inadvertantly correct conservatives are when they make that comparison.