Starred for Lake Geneva. It’s not the greatest place to live, but there’s some cool nerd history here.

“We need to arm the fetuses so they can shoot their way out of those sluts! Second Amendment!11!!”

Then he’ll spend all his time railing against “anchor fetuses.”

Becoming? This is the sole argument I’ve heard from my many hyper-conservative family members for at least the last decade and a half. Probably longer, but that was the point I first started paying attention to anything political. I think they’re just not being as subtle in public any more.

Next, they’ll be mounting telegraph machines on the pot pies, so people can send analog texts to each other.

I kinda want this guy to run for president, just for the Xzibit memes it would spawn.

I have it on good authority that “BENGAHZI!!!!1!!!!11” is the working title.

I suppose I shouldn’t really be that upset, considering I own several decks of cards. Still, it’s disappointing that they’re charging money for this.

Ah, carboard crack. I’ve been away from the game for about two years now, and I’m starting to get that itch again. More Zendikar soon...

It’s similar to their strategy for ending poverty: “Stop being poor.”

“It’s an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the third most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins, who, curiously…

This comment is all right.

I wholeheartedly agree. Here’s a link to an article I found interesting. Consider it my way of contributing.

Starred especially for “bean powder.”

You could get liberal California parents to feed their kids literal dog shit if a charming enough celebrity told them it was healthy and “alternative” and said enough mean things about Big Pharma.

It’s akin to discontinuing life support. Actually, it’s exactly a discontinuation of life support. It isn’t considered murder to remove a comatose patient’s feeding tube and ventilator, even when death is the only possible outcome.

So it’s an even more bizarre Cruella De Vil type situation... Yeah, I could see that.

I’m getting a mental image of Lucille Ball from this comment.

I would like to sign your “Deport Trump to the Depths” petition, and am willing to donate to the cause.

Two!? Ha! No, the pre-campaigning starts within a week of inauguration. It’s just not quite as loud until two years in.