And I’ve never seen them in the same room...

Any time a Republican candidate tells a blatant, bald-faced lie that anyone with internet access can easily point out is wrong, drink.

It’s entirely possible. I’ve got a big family.

If it came to that, I’d probably assume I was in some sort of beautiful coma fantasy or something. And I probably wouldn’t try to wake up.

I’m actually kind of glad Elizabeth Warren isn’t running. Trying to pick between her and Bernie would be a tough call.

Oh come on, Kim. I think Jim Carrey knows a bit more about medicine than the CDC.

I say we pick someone to pretend to be the “President of Big Pharma,” and send that person to his house to give him a big plaque saying there are no more toxins, chemicals, gluten, or inorganic ingredients in vaccines, and congratulate him on a job well done.

I have to disagree on the exclamation points. I’ve always been of the mind that 1 is normal emphasis, 2 is unacceptable (don’t know why, it’s just wrong), 3 is for extra emphasis, and 4 or more means the person is a complete and utter lunatic.

Yeah, I guess live and let live. And if they happen to be right, he gets his own planet or galaxy or something, so that’s pretty cool.

Financial support certainly is a good reason. I’m also getting that from my grandma, in the form of tuition assistance. I wouldn’t be able to go to school without her help.

*sigh* Solidarity, friend. The things we do for crazy family members...

I love the new column, and I’m looking forward to more. It’s great that you used so many pictures. That always makes it easier to follow along.

I don’t. I assume that, like most domestic abusers, O’Reilly is a raging alcoholic with a toxic cyst of hazardous waste where his liver used to be. I don’t want Jon, or anyone, really, to get sick or die from coming anywhere near O’Reilly’s poisonous death organs.

I kind of love how southerners can say “Bless her heart,” and have it essentially mean, “Yeah, fuck her.”

Although I will not be there in person, I wish all of the contestants much luck as I know how hard they’ve all been working over the last year to try and realize their dreams.

Shouldn’t they be done announcing? Surely somebody has won Republican Candidate Bingo by now...

Well. I used to like The Munsters, until you chiseled that mental image into my brain.

Nope. Not far enough. I’ve stopped to grab a taco from Taco Bell on my way to dinner. Pre-meal snacks are exactly what dollar menus are for.

This cannot be repeated enough.

Well, I’m irreligious myself, and I mostly wouldn’t care if someone did that to me. If it were me, I’d have much the same opinion of it that you do.