Wait, what didn’t make sense?

Well, good thing all 3 episodes have made sense!

Paper Boi thought “trees” meant marijuana. 

Are you Rachel Zegler?

I think I made the right decision to just stay home on the couch with my flannel.

Oh, they know that. Recaps are just much easier to write on a short deadline.

Here’s my question... in what insane world do these execs live in where anyone actually goes and sees a movie where the protagonist is primarily known as a big game hunter? What audience is there for a movie about a dude who kills endangered animals in 2022? Like, overmoneyed and underhearted dentists?

This is wild to me as they’ve repeatedly made it clear that they do own the rights to Spider-adjacent heroes.  Put Black Cat or Silver Sable in one of these, or hell, Ben Reilly.  Silk!  There’s not really a shortage.

It’s not stupid. Naming a major prestige show on your network exactly the name of your primary rival network would be a huge mistake, and almost certainly confuse some viewers into thinking the show is on Showtime. It’d be like McDonald’s advertising a King Burger or Microsoft advertising something with “Station” in…

Looks like it could be fun - I think Brad Pitt is at his best in deadpan comedic mode, a la Ocean’s 11.

That was honestly the biggest surprise to me. With the amount of blood on his pants and the ridiculousness of the story I was convinced that the manscaping accident had to be a lie

Manscaping accident confirmed.

Also, Thaniel Block killing himself by accidentally firing into a cast-iron skillet hanging on the wall of his AirBnB is a Coen Brothers worthy gag.

He shot the wall, and the wall happened to be lined with cast iron skillets, which ricocheted the bullet into his brainpan.

“shot himself on accident"?!?

Hey folks. I just wanted to drop in and say thank you to everyone here for all the kind words, and also for reading what I’ve written at The A.V. Club these past nine years. I know I wasn’t always the most consistent presence in the comments, even before the Kinja transition, but I dipped in fairly regularly, and for…

Just a friendly reminder of where American racism came from. 

At age 65, you don’t need a blow strong enough for a skull fracture to cause a cerebral hemorrhage. If there’s enough acceleration/deceleration of the brain, one of more of the bridging veins that attach the brain to the meninges can tear. These generally have a lot less elasticity once we get older.

This is what the public has the right to know about a celebrity dying:

Are we seriously going to move forward on this without the original Bender? That’s the worst fucking idea in a long, long while.