OT a bit, but I used to lifeguard at a water park. They're fun, but disgusting (you're lucky if it's only urine). "Code brown" meant someone pooped in one of the pools or walkways, and if you cleaned it up, you got a brown bead for your whistle lanyard. Because that's something you want to advertise to your…

Oh, haha! Yeah, I was talking about that scene. "I know you won't hurt me." "You know nothing, Jon Snow" Arrow arrow arrow, sniffle sniffle. I wouldn't post any spoilers without lots of warning.

Oh crap. But, literally, their future just involves arrows, and that's not giving much away. You really know nothing, LuckyStampede (You don't, in this case. I'm not just being cheeky!). (I'm sorry! I just assume that everyone has at least seen the previous season, but I also know how much I hate spoilers).

I think it's partially a defense mechanism. Frozen is crazy popular, and if you're in any proximity to children, you're going to hear it all the time anyway. ALL THE TIME. So why not spoof it with 'Fuck it All' and 'Game of Thrones'? I mean, I love my little sister, but after her 10th rendition of the day, I'm…

And we all know how well THAT works out for him. #vaginadentarrows.

I don't know, it might be hard to find a decent wedding planner after The Twins. If I were a wedding planner in King's Landing, I'd be on the next boat to Pento

ahhh, Carrows! I used to go there for late-night food in college, and it was almost solely patronized (at least at that hour) by stoned 20-somethings and cops just getting off duty. There was an unspoken truce.

I'd be mortified if I went out with a group of adults and they all wanted to split the check like that. I make it a point to have cash with me if I'm going out in a group, and wish everyone else would do the same, because its much easier on everyone if we just pay in cash, or if one or two people put the check on…

It's incredible. I realized while watching that they reminded me of people I used to know who did lots of meth. I've got no idea if they're drug addicts or not - there could be any number of other reasons for their behavior. I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised if that were an explanation.

Ha, that sounds like how I like my eggs. Cooked until almost perfectly sunnyside, flip, press with a spatula to break and set the runny yolk and uncooked white (30 seconds cooking time, usually), while keeping it dark yellow but still firm.

Seconding Revenge - it's horrible and horribly fun. It's basically a soap opera. Kind of spoilery, but not really, and no context:

Oh, fuck. I am never getting my security deposit back, am I?

Ugh, me too. Less mad at Hank because he at least wants to tell Wu, but still. Especially because I think Wu would have the 'Oz' reaction - "Actually, guys, this explains a lot." Plus, I just love Wu, and if they bring him into the fold, he'll probably get more screen time.

"They wouldn't turn down their "thug music," so I pulled out my gun and shot at them."

You think it's sensible for me to go down into that pit of cotton-top hell, and let them hippity-hop all over my vulnerable flesh?!

OMG, I'm laughing to tears! And I was worried that I'd wake my husband up, between the hippo farts and my gleeful sobbing, but then I realized he wouldn't mind if I showed him the video.

I'd ask if Sophia and her friends would like to make shirts for their classmates who couldn't make it (there will probably be a few who just have colds, other plans, or less overtly awful parents). Extra crafts for the kids at the party, nice for the kids who couldn't come, and bonus points for pissing off Tommy's…

edit: think I replied to the wrong post, sorry!