Welcome to laugh lines, beeyotch. Your crows got some feet.

I had a friend from outside the US who thought 'toilet paper' was a stupid euphemism. "You don't wipe the toilet with it, you wipe your ass. It's ass paper." I can't disagree.

Yeah, and now that we have a black president, they're more comfortable voicing that racist shit because "we have a black president, so racism is OVER, which means I should be able to say the racist shit I've always thought without being called on it!" There's no fucking 'race card', there's racism. And no, it is not…

For fucks sake, everyone knows "but what about the kids!" is bullshit. I understood gay relationships quite well as a kid ("it's when two mommies or two daddies love each other like me [my dad] and your mom do.") Not hard to grasp (though certainly kid-centric, but my dad did ok, for a conservative hetero dude in…

Seriously, that top is something I'd pull out of my 9-yo sister's dress-up clothes. And it's the top I'd choose to wear, because FUCK YOU, I'M PLAYING DRESS-UP AND I AM AWESOME!

Computers? No, that won't do. We have mobile electronic communication devices. I have it on authority from a source at the source.

French fries? So passe. We call them fried potatoes in the biz.

(we call them invoices in the biz)

That's exactly where I get hiccups - I have a lot of student loan debt, and I signed up for it when I was 18 (with my parents as co-signers), but 18-year olds are, in the main, fucking stupid. I didn't truly understand how private loans work, and pretty much just trusted my parents to make those financial decisions…

I don't actually know, but I wouldn't be surprised if the calls were strategically designed to upset his family so much that they'd pay just to make the phone calls go away.

It is SO MUCH FUN when people accuse feminists of "looking for things to be mad about." You poor, delicate flower.

I can't really make out the last lines to "Doom to the world", but it sounds like "Doom to the world, the time has come, for god to plug this shit!"

Well, obviously, you've never heard of 'laughter as a defense mechanism' before, so it must be explained several times, even though that is totally the exact opposite of the point you were making with your OP. *eyeroll*

Always look on the brighter side of things that get stuck in butts! (you win, I am laughing too hard to even). Bravo, and smooth bowel movements for all!

Yup, just like everyone with a beer bottle in their rectum just accidentally fell off a ladder.

Though Illyria isn't really a villain at the end, she definitely starts as one. As for dark, she consumed a beloved character's soul to be reborn. That's fucking dark!

I almost finished the thought "but then wouldn't the rapist have to face charges as well?" before barfing a little in my mouth, because of course not. He'd have been 'seduced', or she pressured him into oral/anal sex because she didn't want to get pregnant, so it's really not his fault. fuck everything today.

Wait wait wait, you mean 'abortion' isn't a style of pedicure? I thought that's what the stirrups were for. Color me embarrassed!

Yes; anyone that might be affected by their bigotry through their votes, jury decisions, and general political commentary (look at us! citizens of the world, hashing it out!); Yes, and please define "no consequences for anyone else" when someone acts on racist thoughts; You don't need to oppress a particular person…

Racism is not only about oppression. It commonly is, but not inherently. You can be racist without oppressing anyone.