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Yeah, my HS valedictorian’s a totally baffling right-wing nut job too. Dude has a fucking PhD in physics from Harvard, yet he’s a rabid climate denier because that’s the right-wing party line. I sometimes wonder how he doesn’t, like, spontaneously combust from cognitive dissonance.

Why aren’t the house centipedes that start showing up in my apartment every summer classified yet as a hate group? Those fuckers bite.

100 bucks says he got to campus that weekend with a four month supply of his mutha’s pasta gravy to throw in the freezer. She must be so very proud of him.

At first I thought it said “proud-of-its-buttholes” and I was like, calm down some of us have pretty buttholes.

Trump is just saying what they’ve all believed for a very long time. He is the Id of the Republican Party and it’s why he is doing so well. It’s also explains his beef with Megyn Kelly and other establishment types who much prefer to keep their various bigotries dog-whistled.

With their shirts off, like true Long Island Gentlemen.

Right. Like the reason so many people like Donald Trump isn't necessarily his bluntness, but the way his bluntness seems to validate the hateful thoughts that, under the rules of a civilized society, people would generally have to keep in their head. Trump is, more or less, giving them permission to be vocally racist

Right? I had no idea that’s how she became famous. I always thought she had some background in news casting or something but I never bothered to Google it. Why is she someone who now comments on race issues or any other news story?

Yeah, she was season two’s “cute one.” Colleen was season one’s cute one, she got a rash on her legs.

Why aren’t black olives on nachos classified yet as a hate group?

Sometimes (increasingly often) I fucking hate this country and its racist, sexist, classist, self-centered, Horatio-Algier-motherfucker-it’s-a-myth-believing, almost-all-entirely-born-of-immigrants-but-somehow-still-hating-other-immigrants-for-also-being-from-somewhere-else, hypocritical,

Wait, she was a Survivor contestant? Like, that is how she got famous-ish? Oh my god. Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

Picture from SUNY Cortland this weekend, at the house my friends and I lived in our senior year. Used to be a house full of good guy jocks and social/feminist activists who threw great parties. Now home to hot piles of garbage.

I read it as, “My own father failed to present a positive masculine role model, so I’ve banded together with other man-children in this fraternity. Please save me from them and myself. I would love to call you ‘Daddy,’ given that your daughter appears to be very put together and to need less attention now that she’s

A non-profit social center in Columbus had an astounding response to the signs that were up at Ohio State. (This is a mock-up. People were begging them to actually print it and put it up)

The bean flicking sign is more of a public service announcement. Hey ladies, we are terrible at sex and created this handy sign as a reminder.

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

I want to see “Key and Peele’s” take on this. They were pretty amazing with the Pirate Chanty.

Taraji is awesome. Cookie is flawless. Best part of Empire. Looking forward to the next season, now~