Also, pre-birthday happy birthday fist-bump, because who knows where the fuck I'll actually be on the 27th, but I know what it's like to be born in the holiday interregnum. Eat a toe, mistle.

12/27 here, too - I get the gifts of juggling travel to visit family, then feeling bad about leaving on the 26th because NO I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY ON I-95.

This impressed me as a kid, and I still love to do it as an adult (for myself <_<): if you're making pancakes (or waffles, it also works with waffles), stir some rainbow sprinkles in the batter just before cooking (if you stir too long, they just melt into the batter). RAINBOW PANCAKES, NO EFFORT. You can add…

So, "women, LTBTQ, people of color, disabled people, and [people with] mental health issues" get their own special lounge. It's a LOUNGE, guys, that means shit is classy. And that none of the straight, cis, able-bodied, white men with perfect psychological health (that's, like, 90% of their fan base, right?*) have to…

Men are just better at everything, including false rape accusations. And now we've got data to prove it!

Re: crying kids - I totally give them a pass, too, especially during landing. No matter what I do, the pressure change during landing is always so painful on my ears that I want to cry and scream, too, and probably would if I wasn't an adult.

I thought it made sense, given that Fitz is only president because of the manipulations and resources of people more powerful than him, and any power he has as POTUS, and as a person, truly ISN'T earned. He's not president because he'd good at the job, and he knows it. And he really is kind of an asshole, so when…

Ugh. I'm glad you said something, and were there to write back to her. At few years ago, I was out on a smoke break with some co-workers when someone brought up Thomas Beatie (his pregnancy was in the news at the time), and I really regret not saying anything about all the dehumanizing, transphobic shit one guy was…

You belong in a museum.

How did he ever become a doctor?

I don't know anything anymore. All of life is confusion and shenanigans and OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING HUCK AND SALLY and how did Fitz end up being one of the least horrible people in the world? Why did I actually feel bad for Cyrus when he started sobbing, HE IS A HUGE HORRIBLE JERK.

"You do have books in the 24th century?"

You're telling me that not only is there someone who thought this was worth writing, there's at least one other person who thought it was worth paying actual money for?

Nooooooooo! That is not a fun fact for this Supernatural fan :/. Ugh, there goes my crush on Dean (though I guess I can't be surprised - Jared Padalecki played Thomas Kinkade, and though I keep telling myself it was just for the enormous paycheck, there's no way that shitty movie had enormous paychecks).

Congrats, Lookadouche! You are worse than Guy Fieri.

I have that uncle, two of those aunts, that dad, that grandmother, and at least two of those cousins (most are still too young. we'll see what happens, I guess). Holidays (I'm sorry, CHRISTMASES) with my family are FUN!

Next Halloween, I'm going to have a bowl full of condoms and PP pamphlets, in addition to the candy. If people are going to ring my doorbell and ask for candy, I have a right to share my beliefs! Safe, responsible sex, reproductive choice and health for everyone!

Team Fetus is my new band name, I called it, *blows raspberries*.

I appreciate the intent behind this analogy, but I never like using it because it compares women's bodies to objects, and unlike a wallet or a valuable piece of jewelry or something, my body is not something I can hide in a purse, or leave at home - nor would I want to! I can go out with just my ID and cash, leaving…

But if increased access to birth control and comprehensive sexual health education for teens leads to fewer instances of pregnancy and STDs, how are we supposed to know who to slut-shame?! It's like y'all are trying to give teenagers resources that foster independent growth, responsible decision-making, and…