First glance, I thought that said “Pottsylvania County” and wondered why he didn’t blame Moose and Squirrel…

Will it have a... low final gravity?

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Red shirts that die easily? Now where have I heard that before...

This isn’t entirely related, but it’s funny how the “yoga community” doesn’t have one single Indian. I hate that it’s become so associated with upper middle class white women and their “wellness” moment.

Makes sense given how good the sense of smell is for fancy dogs.

White pizza is the worst kind.

Hi. Here’s my kitty. Everybody share kitties.

Feed your cats vegans. The cat gets most of the essential protein and amino acid, and the vegans get the peace and satisfaction of knowing they have extended the life of another creature. Make sure the vegan tops up on energy drink. Cats need taurine to not go blind.

This is true. And all you kids who are thinking about making it big and “going pro” listen very carefully take this as a lesson.

The Nano is an engineering triumph, and the Chiron is an engineering stunt.

Also, “Kombucha” is WF-Speak for “Somebody jizzed in your tea.”

Here’s Ms. Thing, waiting for me to get in bed already.

She’s so cute! I definitely wouldn’t kick her out of bed :).

They really are! She had her own little bed for daytime naps (pictured) but at night she felt like a part of me :).

I want this asshat to experience European waitstaff.

These are both great facts.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,