No. Fuck off. It is not like that at all.

Not really? Fish don't usually eat bones

Speaking of the TSA, Philadelphia, and replica firearms, they once confiscated a 4" paperweight replica of a musket from my carryon. Granted, this was in 2002 or 2003, but still...

I mean, not every employee works all day, every day. 

Not really. The bus bench seats are wide enough for two adults.

That only matters if you want to resell it quickly.

Buddy, most NY pizzerias aren’t really sit-down, waitstaff kind of places. You order at a counter and either take out, or find a seat if one is open

Yeah, those “temporary” outdoor dining rooms built on sidewalk and parking spaces had some noticeable drawbacks. Such as the tendency to trap leaves and such, so you’d get the aroma of wet compost while you were eating.

Sound like sidewalks should be a different entity, but ok fine

*Spends millions of dollars on a Bugatti*

... because the DOT has jurisdiction over streets and sidewalks

Normal people realize that “meritocracy” is a lie

Never hire these guys to run your drone fireworks show...

I think they mean that "premium leakge" costs consumers $10 billion

But every day is also another day that the potential supply dwindled as well. Cars break down and get scrapped all the time. 

Also, bear in mind that a car going 5 mph under the speed limit is more likely to cause a crash than a car going 5 mph over. So yes, there IS a valid safety argument against allowing keis on the freeway that doesn’t apply to motorcycles

Only about 7,500 kei cars were imported into the entire US last year, and the 25 year rule means that there is an extremely finite supply of them that can be imported.

Why, though? Kei cars are extremely niche. How many people in the US import one to be their *only* car? 

The automotive equivalent of a headline reading “Mob witness in talks to voluntarily try on these cement shoes.”

The good news for Florida is that it soon won’t be known for gators....