Worked at a butcher’s, can confirm.

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

Counterpoint: Every man cave is but a miasma of assertively spiced gingerbread men. These sturdy-legged gingermen are also the most patriotic of baked goods, beloved by Abe Lincoln. Not just any woman can share in the brawny pursuits of confections and country. Only a man’s coarsened hands can tame the ginger root.…

Chocolate actually exists. #TeamChocolate

You should call your centers “New Path”.

Easy, the act of braking allows the bosonic nature of the brake particles, or brakons, to flourish and therefore these brakons all fall in lockstep even easier when all four brakes are entangled, or in ‘four-wheel’ mode. Tyres also exhibit bosonic qualities, which is why when one tyre is only a couple of PSI off of…

5. Avian-targeted biological weapon

Counterpoint: you’d love McDonald’s chicken nuggets because they aren’t made of chicken.

Step One: Decide how much you want to spend.

and can we stop with the “Superfood” nonsense? it’s nothing more than a term cooked up by marketing types, i.e. people trying to sell you something. Kale is somehow supposed to be a “superfood” but it’s nutritionally almost the same as spinach.

For some reason, the Lucky Charms jingle part just slayed me! Star for you!

Dradel Dradel Dradel, I made you out of pot. Dradel Dradel Dradel, I may have used a lot.

Paint it on a van!

If I am getting $3700 worth of Jura for Christmas, it will be coming from the western isles of Scotland and I will love you forever.

How about not making shitty Superbowl commercials that make fun of craft beer? That would be a start, and it’s going to be WAY cheaper than their $2m donation to a charity...

“bread-based butt plug” is amazing and should be used in place of the word “stuffing” at every opportunity.

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Matrioshka crates.