Gotta be honest, I think the aspect ratio of the photos is making it worse. Other criticisms aside, by cropping the edges of the car while leaving the height of car in-frame plus extra, I suspect it’s making the car look narrower than it is.

Counterpoint: Do.

Thinking about what those “issues” they had to iron out were like if they had to delay shipping the 2024's just to get it to the standard of "first model year" quality

Well, they DO have transit time data from before and after, which is a reasonable analog. 

No, Colin is correct. He said that Toyota hybrids don't have gears. Which does not contradict your statement about Toyota hybrids having CVT's, since CVT's don't have gears. 

Damn. I haven't even managed that in first class!

I’m surprised they don’t do that at LAS

That's a dive boot, but dumber

So, I’m on my phone instead of computer, so I don’t have the time to compose a properly-reasoned and cited argument about how hilariously bad this bullshit is, so instead I will summarize it in two thoughts:

Is it weird to wonder why the Amish are making microwave accessories?

Who was that designed by? The Habsburgs?

Yeah... those don't look like pop-ups to me

And yet, Porsche seemed to manage “cool, low-slung car whose headlights are far enough off the ground to meet government regulations” without any moving parts

As much as I would like to believe your first two sentences, Bond himself could also be considered a racist, woman-hating moron (for most of his iterations)

Just like how Holcim (one of the world’s biggest cement/concrete/aggregate producers) has decided that instead of investing in their North American facilities to meet the EU’s corporate-wide CO2 emissions targers, they’re just going to spin them off into a separate corporate entity and then cut all ties. 

I legitimately don’t understand pop-up headlights.

No, induction is worse for anything except boiling a pot of water quickly. 

It’s because gas produces a constant heat, while electric and induction cycle on and off all the time. Oh, and most induction stoves and cook tops use 1-10 integer settings, so good luck if 6 is too high but 5 is too low. Oh, and induction doesn't work with all pan/pot types either

While a fair number of those complaints are valid, which of the two is a better option:

Pobody’s nerfect, a my mom’s coffee cup like to remind me every morning as a kid. We’ve all made mistakes at work.