Passport card. Good to air travel within the US, plus land and sea travel to Canada, Mexico, and the Caribbean.

Eh, not really. Alpha particles are the most damaging of any type of ionizing radiation because of their mass and charge.

So, this whole thing is happening because Governor DeathSentence signed a law in 2023 requiring Florida to conduct a study on using this stuff in roads.  

Okay, since nobody involved in writing any of this decided to include actual numbers, I guess I’ll do it.

In 1990, the EPA banned the use of phosogypsum containing radium-226 concentrations above 400 bq/kg (1 Bq = 1 radioactive decay per second).

For reference, cement ALSO contains radium-226, along with potassium-40…

No, they won't. Because urine gets recycled back into drinking water

Great. Last thing we want is Peter Thiel being Lord of Mars

You’re looking at it from the wrong direction. The news isn’t about someone popping out a dent.

No. Fuck off. It is not like that at all.

Not really? Fish don't usually eat bones

Speaking of the TSA, Philadelphia, and replica firearms, they once confiscated a 4" paperweight replica of a musket from my carryon. Granted, this was in 2002 or 2003, but still...

I mean, not every employee works all day, every day. 

Not really. The bus bench seats are wide enough for two adults.

That only matters if you want to resell it quickly.

Buddy, most NY pizzerias aren’t really sit-down, waitstaff kind of places. You order at a counter and either take out, or find a seat if one is open

Yeah, those “temporary” outdoor dining rooms built on sidewalk and parking spaces had some noticeable drawbacks. Such as the tendency to trap leaves and such, so you’d get the aroma of wet compost while you were eating.

Sound like sidewalks should be a different entity, but ok fine

*Spends millions of dollars on a Bugatti*

... because the DOT has jurisdiction over streets and sidewalks

Normal people realize that “meritocracy” is a lie

Never hire these guys to run your drone fireworks show...