Well yeah, but he needs a helicopter capable of landing his mistress’s helicopter on, so does REALLY have that much cash left?

No, Nissan could be the Tesla of EV's if they had design a battery pack with actual thermal management

There is stuff you can do, though. Pre-warm the car while plugged in, for example

Unlike 2020 though, we have him for four years, not one

Your argument might be more convincing if Jaguar hadn’t designed the thing on an N64.

No, the key driver of one of those crashes was a sensor that was installed incorrectly, causing the plane to think it was stalling

Not a bad idea. Isn’t there that Russian company that rents a private jet to wannabe “influencers” for photo shoots? IIRC, the plane never even leaves the ground.

Oh, I’ve seen those smashed before.

*whispers from off sides*

Oh, you meant the CARS getting smashed, not myself.

Never mind.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1400:_D.B._Cooper

Oh come on. We already know who DB Cooper was...

Eh, it probably would be fine on Mars.  No traffic, trees, or lightpoles on the Red Planet.  

Well, that explains a lot about CLT. 

You know the universe is out of ideas when it does a Snakes on a Plane prequel.  

Agreed on 2 & 7.

V8 “enthusiasts” are some of the worst when it comes to gatekeeping.

I was in Italy last week and got an Audi Q5 as a rental. On a model with less than 30,000 km, it had:

I saw a few of them in Spain not too long ago. That sharp creased, semi-aggressive styling would probably do pretty well here. 

Although the logo does look less like an automaker logo and more like a logo for a particularly RGB LED-heavy gaming accessory maker

Can’t really say for Emerald Aisle, but for Avis, there’s two separate things.

Avis President’s Club is a status tier, which basically just gets you car class upgrades. No Avis rental location that I have been to has a “President’s Club” section of the rental lot.

It's not a "status" thing. Like a few others here, I’m top tier with two associated car rental brands. Less than 10% of the time, I’ll get a notification of the exact car that I have been given. Most of the time, I have to go to a desk to get the car assigned. And usually, I'm trying to tell that I want a sedan,…

I dunno, you'd think if the guy actually had the recording, he'd share it with the news organization that he talked to? 

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