Also, ICE cars didn’t shit everywhere. Automobiles are probably one of great public health innovations of history, because people stopped walking and breathing in literal crap. Which, one can note, is mostly bacteria.

How have I gone 9 years without hearing "Don Poorleone"?!

When I got my Honda, the car buying service I used got around the dealer’s “mandatory” “protection package" by going through the fleet sales department

3,000 feet in two minutes is falling at an average of 25 feet per second.  While that is nowhere near terminal velocity of a human body (around 180 feet per second), the maximum safe rate of descent for an airplane is 1,000 feet per minute.  

People living in cars is not exclusive to California

Do red light cameras need calibrating?

Nah, gators don't want anything to do with that kind of crazy

When San Diego had red light cameras, they would send employees to court for people to cross-examine.

From experience, if you choose an exit row seat when booking, you will be asked if you meet the criteria.  The gate agent will also ask you if you are willing and able to assist when you scan your ticket to board. 

Forbid dealers from marking them up and resellers have no real power because why pay some guy 20 grand extra when you can just go to the dealer and pay msrp.

Counterpoint: As OP said, this doesn’t JUST affect the primary buyer and the second buyer.

It affects everyone else trying to buy the same model car as well, and therefore, I’m okay with it.

Any Michigangander Jalops have a snow plow I can borrow and rename The Appamattox?

Let’s be clear: Italy didn’t turn far-right because of Meloni. Meloni was elected because Italy has been getting more extreme.

The workers aren’t stuck on the ship - it’s their legal responsibility to stay aboard.

How? Boeing neither services aircraft, nor does it manufacture engines.  General Electric, Rolls Royce, and Pratt & Whitney manufacture jet engines for 747's.  

Gotta love how when an engine, not manufactured by Boeing, catches fire on a 23-year-old 747, it’s a “Boeing” plane.

But when the nose of a 2-year-old Airbus A321neo catches fire after being hooked up to shore power, it’s a “Delta Airlines” plane.  

Remember Jalopnik’s coverage of that nearly-new Airbus that burst into flames at SeaTac a few days ago?

Oh right.  

Huh... About two months ago, I saw some guy being handcuffed at the security checkpoint at DFW... I had assumed it was because of a loaded gun, but apparently up until now, that wasn’t enough to get you arrested on the spot

Wasn’t that Nantucket, not Portland?

I’ve been doing at least 30+ work trips per year since 2019. Always check 2 bags minimum.

Never had a bag get completely lost, but MAYBE once per year my bags don’t make the connection. And the airline has always delivered my bags to my destination, even to a place that’s a 4 hour drive away.