1) what kind of herb is The Herb? I’m gonna go with tarragon. All but the smallest bit of it, and it overpowers everything else

They care about Baltimore like they care about The Troops: only when it's convenient

Averaging 50 guns a year, probably at over a grand apiece (depending on the gun), all tax-free.

Oh for fuck's sake, it's the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, FIREARMS, and EXPLOSIVES. They're almost certainly the most shot-at federal agency outside of FBI Hostage Rescue.  

I don't know if a case of post hoc ergo proctor hoc is better or worse in this situation 

I’m fairly certain that even the Hummer EV can manage 4 meters per kilowatt-hour, despite its size

The bummer, then, is that the story’s delivery is sometimes boring at best and incongruous at worst.

I mean, they could do it in a smart-ish way. I’m thinking about how in The Punisher: Welcome Back, Frank, there is a subplot where Castle has to deal with the copycats that he inspires.

But I don’t trust the people involved in The Boondock Saints to do anything with nuance.

Counterpoint: self-promotion and marketing is pretty much the only thing that Musk is good at

Too late. Rule 34

Why do half of all YouTube thumbnails look like they are catching someone mid-shart?

Also, she specified that her ex-husband is military, which would easily mean that they didn’t have to pay for housing before she kicked his ass to the curb.

Nah man. Think about it this way: we can build the Large Hadron Collider, the National Ignition Facility, and the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor, but we can not create a single cloned organ for transplant, despite the fact that cloned organs that could replace donors would easily be the most…

Let’s start with a human somehow secretly genetically engineering a telepathic kaiju squid?

Fuckin’ hell, Jason Voorhees has already been on a spaceship, so it's only a matter of time

A (very mild) counterpoint might be that using Cybertrucks as work vehicles during a period of extremely limited production would cut down on the number of Cybertrucks being delivered to customers (aka social media assholes doing stupid shit with/to their Cybertrucks)?

So if Wakanda was doing “more things” in the background, why didn’t they intervene when Italy invaded Ethiopia and used chemical weapons in violation of the Geneva Conventions?

Look, there might be a lot of BS involved in The Watchmen, but “masked hero dies after his cape gets caught in a revolving door” is probably the single most true-to-life thing that could happen in a comic book 

If any knowledgeable comics fans can correct me, please do...

I was going to say it gives major Hooded Justice vibes