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Just ask yourself this: What would Steve Rogers do? I can’t imagine Steve would allow any sort of cover up of either the events of Infinity War or Endgame. Considering how candid Steve was about Thanos in that support group five years later, I can easily picture him being very open and transparent to the public about

Remember at the end of Spider-Man: Homecoming when Tony was going to announce that Spider-Man was the newest member of the Avengers, they had a whole room of reporters waiting. And that compound in Upstate New York wasn’t secret, and I imagine the Avengers would try to be the opposite of SHIELD. Plus with Pepper Potts

To say nothing of even just “the news”. There is no way that Steve Rogers would try to cover up the Snap or allow the Avengers to cover it up. I could easily see Steve going on whatever remained of the major news networks so that he could explain everything to the people of the world. There’d be plenty of interviews,

One person’s “garbage fire” is another person’s “I saw upwards of 100 movies at a fraction of the price on some rich fool’s dime”! It was a golden age, I tells ya!

I think that’s simply because it’s clearly the actor shouting it from behind that muffling mask. 

Jeez louise, this movie is just going for it! Choreographed fight scenes, gory violence, full-on lore dumps, throwing in a ton of random characters, catch phrases; I am impressed by the chutzpah. 

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Apparently you weren’t the only one who thought Paul Bettany’s career was going nowhere...

A trope when doing actor credits, in shows or movies, is that the final person in the list has the role they’re playing spelled out. It’s happened in some Marvel movies, I just don’t know which ones off the top of my head. It would be something like: “Starring Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark

I am enjoying Next Batman, but I wish it was doing so much more. It’s actually been a fairly straight forward Batman story so far. And we’ve only had one scene of Jace out of costume to flesh out that part of him. And the costume just looks like another Batman costume. It’s a fine Batman story, but there are so many

While I can totally believe this is just an Easter Egg casting, playing around with the idea that sitcoms recast characters all the time, I also think it works if Marvel wants to say the X-Men movies are just a different universe. That’s the entire point of a Multiverse. X-Men: Apocalypse doesn’t have to co-exist

Exactly! But that’s all they’ve shown of him in any of the trailers. It doesn’t give anything away to the audience, and is filled with so much red, white and blue pomp and circumstance that he’s easy to miss. 

Thank you! It’s boggling my mind how seriously people seem to be taking this movie. How do these trailers not scream parody to everyone? It seems to follow every cliche for this type of film down to a T...then casts notable hilarious person Bob Odenkirk as the lead.

I think they’re saving USAgent as a surprise for general audiences. I don’t imagine most people know that he exists as a character, and it’ll be a neat twist if a sudden knock-off Captain America shows up to assume the mantle instead of Falcon or Bucky.

Great googily moogily...I...I think I had this LEGO. But it was completely scrubbed from my brain until this very moment. I am legit having a moment right now as I gaze upon this glorious beast. The memories are just flooding back to me...

There is a precedent...

I think you and I have a different definition of gritty. A cartoon where Sonic is one of three triplets, and all of them wear special medallions that turn into musical instruments, and they’re also royalty, and the other two are named “Sonya” and “Manic”, and they’re a rock band, and I could go on...

Maggott has been enjoying a really fun revival in recent years, but completely on the downlow. They’ve been turning him into a bit of a millennial hipster. It’s pretty fun. 

The one mutant I’m surprised Marvel has not done more with in the new era is the original Thunderbird, John Proudstar. He’s one of the most infamous X-Men deaths of all time, and the one that has never properly been reversed...until, theoretically, now. But we haven’t seen him do anything yet.

I’m sure I’m not the first internet rando to suggest this, but why hasn’t Charles Barkley been consulted to do some PR for this movie? 

Strong Guy deserves his time in the spotlight! Nobody else has put in the work!