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“Drankin’ moonshine ‘till we puke, oh the *hic* do-dah-dayyy...”

Make ‘im SQUEEEEEEAL!!!

Personally, I can’t untangle myself from Jay Sherman.

I still vividly remember the episode where Jay’s son - a student at the United Nations school - was in charge of building a float for the school’s parade. It was supposed to be a man on horseback, but because all his classmates left after they ate the pizza Jay provided, he was only able to complete the back half....

Wrong. The Simpsons is a documentary, and the events occurred in real time.

I have a wild idea, and it might be a little crazy, but what if— I mean what if, I’m just spitballing here— the links in the article that seem like they’re leading to places online where you can read these stories for free actually led to those places? Then folks might actually get to them with relative ease and be

The article isn’t about the games’ plots but about their design and gameplay sensibilities. At this point I generally prefer story-oriented games (mostly because of the time required to get into an RPG), but playing from one cutscene to the next is inherently dull, even if everything is polished and well written. 

Sure, but as we all know...

I was feeling unenthused after episode 3, but holy shiiiiiit this was a ride with a ballsy af ending. Yeah, we “know” the characters will be okay, but we want the ride to be fucking fun. The way it was played out in the end, pure heroic everything, SLICE

What we’re saying is, they need to introduce real life and death into this reality show.

The first Marvel Spider-man was the first game I deliberately 100%ed in decades so more of that sounds pretty great tbh

Nate quitting West Ham off-screen is absolutely fucking unforgivable. I cannot believe how bad his arc has been this season compared to how fantastic it was in s2. Generally I agree with you on this season’s downturn in all respects (I did like last week’s tho) but this one is especially galling to me because of how

Except that, even if you want to sneer at Disney’s prudishness (which, yeah, fair), “Fight the Empire” made for a better ending to the speech than “Fuck the Empire”.

Agree!

I would have, if they weren’t only being shown on at 2:30 in the afternoon on a friggin’ work day.

The Replacements is a glaring omission.

Yes, we’re enjoying it. 

God, Kermit’s modern voice is so f*cking terrible