Don’t talk crazy. If they had not traded up, the San Francisco may have gotten him and been way more undefeated than they already are.

Finally conquering his arch-nemesis, so he’s free to focus on playing ball.

You can always count on Hammertoe for Mitchell for those threads. 

That is my life. Every school/ city I’ve ever been in has gone nuts building everything the moment after I leave.

Pretty callous response. But I do love the pun threads, warts and all

This is no worse than Josh Allen seeing spooks.

Since you are in Chicago, I will tell you that every Italian restaurant is not the same. For instance, where we are going in about 2 hours is fantastic.

It’s good to see someone bring back the lost art of the “deke out your defender by twisting your ankle 180 degrees” move.

Nice game, pretty boy.

He was too busy thinking of new homosexual slurs to say at the time. 

Starred for use of the full term gonads.... rather than the colloquial 'nads.

I JUST WANT COOKIES.

Those of us not currently residing in Jefferson County took both events as a swift kick in the gonads.

St. Louis Team Visits Washington, Immediately Curses Other St. Louis Team Visiting Washington.   

This comment is full of so much righteousness I feel the need to genuflect and cross myself. 

Totally agree. If you can grab it with your fingers it’s not a condiment, it’s a topping.

Things just don’t cease to be when they are!

I missed dinner and accidentally got shitfaced right away. Couple hours later was sitting on a curb on Pulaski, smoking a bummed cigarette and oversharing with my dad. I’ve heard a lot of fun stories about that night from other people, but the last thing I remember was the first dance. About a year later I went back…

Pickles are a topping. Condiments have to be a type of sauce.