hemmerlingformitchell
Hemmerling for Mitchell
hemmerlingformitchell
Nov 1
3

This is actually pretty sad man. I always enjoyed your ridiculous ass comments lol. +1 Star forever.

Nov 1
6

Thank you. God, that was fucking glorious.  

Oct 31
32

I’ll miss it all terribly. Thanks for letting me crash in your home for a few years.

Oct 31
10

I came and went a lot over the past few years but every now and then I’d hear an awful joke on the Dan Lebatard show that didn’t land at all and it reminded me of a few people in this comment section, including you and coach Van Gundy. Read more

Oct 31
13

+2 gigantic thumbs and one of the best and funniest sports writers in the business. Read more

Oct 31
33

I became a regular reader due to Why Your Team Sucks. I got my emails published a few times and I signed up for an account because of it. I feel like we have a great community here even if we just know each other by our screen names (some of which are ridiculously creative). Corporate greed has destroyed a great thing Read more

Oct 31
64

I am unaccountably sad about all of this. It’s all so pointless and stupid. This was a thing that brought people joy and togetherness. Yes we were joyful and together in making dick jokes and being indignant about idiot owners. But it truly was one of the few places on the internet that wasn’t a garbage heap. And it Read more

Oct 31
29

If we’re checking out, be sure to leave a copy of that post about the time you got into a fight with two jamokes dressed as Elmo and Big Bird while you and your friend were dressed as Bert and Ernie before you go. That post still makes me laugh.

Oct 31
6

There most be a lot of onions in that kitchen...coming right through the screen at me.

Oct 31
14

I’ll catch you jabronis in Valhalla

Oct 31
9

Oh, definitely on point. My last DMs were to Taco Bell about where the hell the Double Decker went. 

Oct 31
19

So not sticking to sports?

Oct 31
7

I’ll miss you most of all! Just kidding. But the internet’s definitely worse off today than it was yesterday.

Oct 31
15

I barely posted here, hell I only made an account this year, but I’m gonna really miss this place.

Oct 31
40

No, we can’t go to hell, because the management of G/O Media and Shitbag Entitled Whiteboy Equities (I don’t have the energy to look up their name anymore) will be there first. Read more

Oct 31
16

This will teach the bastards for leaving me to rot in the greys. 

Oct 31
19

Where do we donate to the kickstarter to fire up www.duan.com? Read more