Wouldn’t that end with you getting bitten on the hand?

Bless your heart.

I’m gonna miss you, too, buddy. 

Fuck you and I’ll miss you, you jackhole.

The White Sox are trash!

It’s been a huge pleasure being less funny than all of you for almost fourteen years now. In conclusion: go fuck yourselves, one and all.

But...but... I’ve built my life around your shitposting...

Go to hell!

“I’d slap you all in the teeth first chance I got.”

+1

Meet me in Temecula, coward!

The feeling is mutual.

He’s just going to a farm upstate!

Fuck you. 

Yes, wholehearted fuck you as well.

Totally understandable.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

BRING IT ON! I WILL DIE ON THE HILL OF STEELY DAN SUCKING SHIT

I appreciate your support, but you are wrong. Pink Floyd and the Who are good. I stand by my statement (which is unassailable) that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT.

Since he only started one year in college, he has a lot less miles than those glory boys!