you people are out of your minds.

Thank you! When did we stop using the word “topping?”

Flashbacks to 13 year old me, caddying at the country club, collapsing from dizziness before heatstroke hit and regaining consciousness to find one of the members was poking me with a golf club.

Exactly. Cheese, bacon, pickles, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, etc. are all toppings, while mustard, ketchup, relish, bbq sauce, etc. are condiments. If you’re setting up a burger bar you should have both condiments and toppings, but if you specify only condiments you shouldn’t be surprised when the topping are omitted.

George and I agree with you

IMPORTANT PRO TIP: Eat the big sandwich BEFORE you put on the dress shirt and tie.

She’s 22 and 4'8". If there isn’t at least one chicken wing-eating contest that she’s lost, and a barfing contest she’s won, she hasn’t been living well.

Another comparison you can make is with the Lonnie Franklin aka the grim sleeper

I agree, these people get away with it because they target women who no one cares about or the people who do care are so powerless themselves that the cops ignore them. If there is no one culturally powerful to beat on the police to find her if she’s missing or find her killer if she is found, they don’t try very…

Another similar case is Robert Pickton, who targeted prostitutes and drug users in Vancouver.

Yeah that was my takeaway as well. 

Toronto Faptors killed me...

Exquisitely done. I *literally* lol’d and i hardly ever do! “Favericks” was tops.

This and a bit of weed = instant classic. F+

Do you know where you pick up the Pulitzer? Need directions?

Portland Fail Blazers

You’ve done a valuable service here.

Solid work.

Dave Fizdale could coach them all.

I’m ready for a Fucks-Fizards ECF grindfest.