I’m the one asking the questions here.
What’s the best/worst candy to be given on Halloween and what’s the candy that everyone else hates but you like because you’re broken?
And to those of you who can fuck someone without falling in love, I wish you luck
In the business, we call that Daffy Duck’n it. Keep the spittle to a minimum. That’s a baby’s house you’re floodin
Donate my penis to Virginia McCaskey, so the old broad can get fucked and die already.
The Thunder always seemed a little like the Sonics, but I guess I was wrong. There it is in print , plain as day.
Because if it was my job to write, I would just find something else to distract me from my work. Like right now for instance, I have things to do but I’ve become mad at the Mormons again so I can’t do work for a while.
I had this argument yesterday with my brother, who absolutely hates Imagine Dragons, but loves The Killers. There’s something wrong with my family, I know, don’t worry about it. But what we settled on is that The Killers aren’t trying to be more than what they are. They’re an alternative rock band, and pretty decent…
That rant was 100% fueled by 4 cups of coffee and rage over the fact that all the office bathroom stalls were occupied.
Imagine Dragons is a cancer that destroys everything they touch. Ironically, it’s a cancer that can only be cured by continuing to smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, guzzle coffee, and live a generally unhealthy/dangerous life.
Free Solo was the original title for 127 Hours
You’re wrong and should be slapped in the mouth Discussion over
Ah damn, forgot to write about that. Yeah, there’s a part of my family that believes that whatever issues they had beforehand were magnified by whatever was happening in the house and led to a quicker divorce. They’ve never made an attempt to reconcile, so whatever happened between them it must have been more…
A few years ago, my aunt, uncle, and 4 cousins moved into a new home our in the suburbs, it was their first house and was surprisingly cheap based on the neighborhood and size. Things seemed to be going great for them, but after 6 months of living there, they suddenly announced that they were getting divorced and my…
“I’ve never heard of this person or seen their act, but I’m going to say a bunch of wrong things anyway.”
Your team lost. Again.
Beers not the only thing he spilled down his back....
This guy’s going to give all people with hand tattoos a bad rap.
“Tom Wilson has caused more brain damage on ice than any Canadian since the Nunuvat Inuit tribe was at the peak of their seal hunting in the 1800s, baby”- Dennis Miller probably whatever