ponder over that thought
My office building just got new tenants in it too, the bathroom is a fucking nightmare now. You have to have a key to enter, so one of them simply refuses to stop splattering shit on the back of the seat, another leaves wadded up tissue in he urinals, and to top it all; I def walked in on one of them or their clients…
haha you too
Haha you got upset over a joke. You wrote a paragraph with “feeling”. What a butt you are
THREW THE DOG?! Well, that’s just too fucking far. As a NFL Fan and a great American PATRIOT, I am more than willing to look the other way if a player on the team I STAND for commits a horrendous act against women and children, but I’ll be gosh-damned if I root for a man that takes a knee during God’s anthem or throws…
It’d be perfect tho, since they’re already accustomed to locker room cancers
Or the seats at the football field were wet and got your favorite pair of cargo shorts temporarily damp and you demanded retribution
I mean, at least meet the SU basketball team instead if you’re going to go all in like that.
Oh yeah, 100%.
You’re right, a lawyer would though, and I am not a lawyer. This is a statement I made 2 times, thus rendering your comment pretty much redundant. I rest my case, your highness
I’m just going to say that if I was an innocent man being accused of a crime of that nature, I would fight tooth and nail to clear my name and even I spit at any notion that the best option is to plead guilty. You fight that shit. Once again, not a lawyer, but pleading guilty to bring less harsh punishments implies…
I’m not a lawyer, but I feel like it is in the best interest of an innocent party to say “no, I actually am not a molester of children” as opposed to going with “let’s just say yes, sure did, and see what happens”.
I’m glad I’m not your parent either. Imagine having a kid that gets online and posts complaints on joke comments just because they didn’t understand the irony of the scenario presented.
Looks like a hot dog that’s been microwaved too long and split. And I know what you’re thinking, the blood looks like ketchup, but ketchup shouldn’t be put on hot dogs, but I say to you, go fuck yourself, I’ll put ketchup on a hot dog if I feel like it.
And there’s the punchline
Oh was my comment telling people they’re bad parents or was my comment telling people that I’m going to beat the shit out of my kids at their own games?
So just a few observations on your hilarious response. I did not say I wouldn’t let them play games, I said I’d have them be active in sports and while they’re out of the, I’d become the one obsessed with the game and destroy them to the point where they don’t want to play anymore. They can play all the games they…
i am not a beautiful or unique snowflake
“did you hear?” I say to my waiter.