there was an email of the week where a guy talked about eating his own cum because it felt wasteful not to.
So we’re all in agreeance that this guy’s a fuckin nerd right?
Listen, I’m not going to argue the merits of sneaking into someone’s home to do either thing, but I’m just sayin...ones gonna leave a smell and a higher risk of getting caught/arrested. If that’s your thing though, then happy hunting.
“Magic, blow out your candles and make a wish!!”
Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?
WE’LL HEAD’EM OFF AT THE PASS!!
If it’s landed, either on your clothes or the floor, hello George Brett, then you’ve shit your pants. If there’s serious volume, then congrats, you’ve graduated from sharting. There is no advanced stage of sharting.
Personally, I don’t trust a man who says he’s never sharted. That means he’s either a liar, or someone who doesn’t take risks. I refuse to associate with either of these categories of “man”.
I like sours, but holy shit do some breweries do them poorly. Overly acidic to the point of feeling sick after drinking more than a glass
Sours that aren’t super acidic can be excellent, I tend to enjoy Berliner Weisse more tho, a little tart but not mouth destroying sour. But to add seaweed and sea salt or watermelon and sea salt or whatever the fuck Virginia is doing, is just wrong. I want it to end
There’s already salt beers, it’s called a Gose and they’re awful.
Your toothbrush habits upset me greatly. My wife leaves those freaking floss stick things all over the place. Mouth stuff does not belong where it can just be happened upon by your loved ones. Put that shit in the holder or put it in the trash.
It’s a shame, heard he was really hoping to get a chance to play in Thailand instead.
I wish Zack Hample was there to catch that one.
those weren’t bedbugs, those were pubic lice that bob personally nursed and carefully chose to place on his befowled merchandise
here she is about to be forced to give bob another massage, out of fear of safety for her children
He looks and acts like he owns a furniture that only sells futons that he’s masturbated on.
“make animated me look less like a serial molester and murderer of children, but not by that much” - bob