Must be visiting BYU

Making your own crackers is such a cracker thing to do

Back and to the left.  Back and to the left

Too bad the rest of the footage from that game is an illegal snuff film

He very well could be

The problem with that is he isn’t the one making the face in the gif

I mean, was there any other legit star on that 2000 team, who was also a known asshole?

And yet here you are, within 500 feet of it.  

Thank You

You can’t hurt me, I’m already dead

I gotta tell yah, I really do

It was almost a relief knowing that after St. Louis fans had themselves a nice day watching their favorite hockey team visit their favorite president ever, that they received a nice, swift kick to the gonads in the form of the Cardinal’s being swept, to bring them back to reality. 

Well, that was nice of him

Nah

And so are sport peppers and things of that nature.  What’s your point?

You don’t ever mean to make a meal out of them, you just keep snacking until you’re full.  Idiot

There is squeezable relish and it’s pretty great

Toppings are a group of options that may be placed atop a sandwich

Drew is incorrect and if I weren’t foaming at the mouth at the thought of someone calling a piece of cheese a condiment, I would have been able to come up with the word “topping”, which has been so eloquently stated by many other commenters who aren’t drinking the Drewl Aid.   

Oh buddy, I’ve been there.  103 degrees out and my nose started bleeding, and I went down like a sack o’ potatoes.  Luckily, the member I had that day was cool as shit, and sprinted to the clubhouse to get a cart and ice to bring me back.