THIS. They are toppings, not condiments. A cheese slice? That’s a topping. Bacon? That’s a topping. Caramelized Onions?  Oh, you better believe that’s a topping

Well, look at moneybags over here, never had to eat a handful of pickle slices to get by.  I’d spit in your face if you ever approached me and my plump family

Yeah, well like usual, your takes are garbage.

Yeah, but did you miss the part where I said that’s bullshit?  

I was a caddy for 7 years. We got to work outside, paid tips, and they let us golf for free too!!

By your logic, a slice of cheese ceases to be a slice of cheese if placed on a burger and is now a condiment. Are you to tell me that a piece of bacon is a condiment? Is the middle bun of a Big Mac a condiment? If you can make a meal of something that you are putting on a burger, it is not a condiment, it is a…

Anyone can flip, but can she break Joey Chestnuts record for eating 74 hot dogs in 10 minutes?  Doubt it.  

I wish him all the success in the world if he gets a coaching job, just so I can watch him also not get into the Hall of Fame as a coach

Lord, please guide a Snakehead to devour this odd person’s genitals.  Blessed be your name.  Amen.

Yeah, he also had help too.  Squirrely fucker 

It’s a fucking meal you piece of shit

Easiest comparison to Little is Gary Ridgway, who is not an intelligent man, but was able to kill 50+ because of the victims he chose. The fact that he is left out of many conversations regarding the worst of the worst, just goes to show that sometimes the most efficient killers are the least interesting. Guy got…

Arby’s

Frosted Mini Wheats got fucked

I take blame solely for the Trail Blazers, but the rest was a copy and paste from the article, so take your issues to Luis.  I. IS. CLEAN.

no

Fing is a 60 year old Chinese guy

Yes. That’s better. Weak jackets

But what if they did?....

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug