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Predicting new internet trend of people putting scotch capsules up their butts to see if it gets your drunk. Will call it Scotch Tape-Worming.  Will inevitably end when it progresses to people drinking the scotch trickling out of a butthole and being hospitalized.   

He has children, Lauren

Dear FCC.

Yeah, that’s nice and all, but we got stuck with Maroon 5 and for the love of god, can we just stop with the half time shows already?...after the J-Lo/Shakira asstravaganza.  

I will, but I do not feel good about it.  

Ah, well that isn’t a comment I endorse then.  Bad.  

Not too soon at all.  I think about it every day, and I’m sure a good portion of the population does too.  I hope it happens today.  Sooner the better

low flying plane?

hm

this isn’t about you

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

No.  Manute Bol

You join the mafia, you either end up in prison or a body bag. That’s the risk you take 

It’s nice to see that you’ve evolved from yelling at “Leftist Retards” and “Trannie Retards” to bicylclists and children on scooters.

Hey everyone, this guy figured out that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars lacks an understanding of how an NFL team operates!

I still remember when the Bears offensive coordinator was leaking shit to the press about cutler and the entire locker was a fucking nightmare. If something was going on with him where he mentally feels unwell, then the respect given to his privacy outside of the Chicago media and Patrick, has been pretty outstanding.

Ok, my official guess is that the 2nd picture is him.  That’s my final answer, Reba

Now apologize to Drew for being so butt when he can’t drink to numb the pain

Do you know why you’re so upset and I’m not? Because the people who think it’s a good idea to have nets up have already won. The nets are going up. Your shitty opinion will never change that. Pointlessly scream into the abyss about it all you want, yah fuckin lost

but neither of those things would save a moron like you from drowning face down in a puddle