Your statement vis-a-vis Live checks out.  

The best comment is a reply.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

EPA regulates emissions. That’s the more natural cabinet spot.

Worth it for a Castro-Pence debate alone. 

My Ideal Cabinet

That’s the ticket I’ve been hoping for the past few months.  

Pats fan here, and I want him off the team immediately. They don’t need him, they were favorites to win the AFC before they got him, and he’s clearly a world-class piece of shit. 

Your tenuous grasp of how to use an ellipsis underlines the banality of your argument.

Is this satire, or are you somehow really this pathetic, oblivious, and downright stupid?

You should work on being a better person and reader. Literally, from the article:

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Oh to me it’s the cringiest of that group, just due to “...tuition is important but so is intuition. Intuition is knowing what’s about to happen, does anyone know...what’s about to happen...” That’s such a killer. For me the only topper is when he promised a surprise at the end of the day and the entire office stands…

I cannot, for the life of me, watch Scott’s Tots.  I saw it once ever.  Can’t do it, man.

Tebow’s nanny’s significant other, I believe.

This is fantastic.

Scott’s Tots is the only episode of the Office I absolutely will not rewatch. 

I’m with you, I was working the ER that night, dozens upon dozens of kids wheeled in who had devoured their own fingers watching their hero do it on television

I’m not saying that speech changed the course of my life, but I’m also not NOT saying that either. 

Man, I don’t like Jameis, I don’t want to like Jameis, and I don’t want to feel at all bad for the guy, but he is just so FUCKING CHEESY that I can’t keep my body from wincing at him. I should relish how embarrassing he is, but I feel embarrassed for him, and I don’t like that feeling.