“There’s nothin wrong with payin fah a handjob”- Sully O’Sullivan, Charlestown. Age 10

I first heard of him through “Whitney” because I liked her comedy so I tried her sitcom and I later tried to watch his sitcom about owning the bar, but I’ve never actually found anything interesting about him or his work. Which isn’t unusual, as taste is really subjective, but I’m glad to hear I’m not alone in my…

I’m actually pretty sure he got in through his brother being a tv casting director (he casted for Boston Legal - and D’elia was on the witness stand). 

Wait...so Chris Delia’s dad is famous? This explains sooooooo much! I have often wondered what dicks that guys had to suck to get where he is. His comedy is like a series of first draft try hard jokes from 2001 that are never developed any further due to their lukewarm reception.

I too wore a peace symbol on my M1 helmet back when I served in Nam.

Buddy of mine did the snowmobile “stunts” (aka just riding a snowmobile) for Renner in Wind River, and he succinctly described him as “kind of a fucking dork”, and all evidence I’ve encountered since seems to back this up.

Chris D’elia...He is the Trevor Bauer of the standup world

I never thought there’d be anything that would make me dislike Jeep (I love Jeeps) and Hawkeye (underrated as a hero, IMO), but here we are.

I had no idea who his dad was but that makes sense. The most embarrassing thing, reading Bill's filmography, is that he has directed two of Chris’s “comedy” specials. He has to know it sucks, right?

He was funny in that episode of Workaholics but now I'm convinced it was entirely accidental, like the producers salvaged the episode in editing Star Wars-style

I’m a hockey fan, and I still can’t figure out how they can do that. I don’t know if it’s really skill, or more of a “put your stick out there and hope the puck goes off it” kind of deal, especially at those speeds. And double especially if they’re deflecting one that’s in the air at all...

To be fair, pee is stored in the balls, so I can see why you’d think this.

Must have been Class A tball. 

I’m crying. Thank you.

I feel like none of us really understood how cups actually worked, and what they could or could not do.

My son is sitting here right now, happy as a lark eating his gummies and watching Team Umizoomi. I cannot imagine my world if something this horrible happened to him. Like you, the idea of it makes me tear up and unsettles my stomach. I’m so profoundly sad for a man I’ve never met right now, and so grateful for what I…

I honestly could not finish reading his post because the thought of it was making me sick. That poor man.

100% this. I have a 3 year old daughter and i’ve thought about what i’d do if her OR my wife died...I would feel like one of them would need me. But if they both died? There would be absolutely no reason to go on and there’s nothing anyone could say or do to convince me otherwise.

I don’t understand why we need to know about every terrible team a guy has played for. Yeah, some guys played for the Bucs, others played for the Raiders, I think some even played for the Browns, but do we really need to know those things? No! We don’t. We don’t need those things thrown in our faces. We don’t need the…

I do believe it will be, thanks.