Reminds me of the time when I broke my arm playing in a JV game. The next day I came to practice with my arm in a cast. My coach got excited at the prospect of wrapping the cast in a ace bandages so I could use it like a club. Until I explained to him that I was there to clean out my locker, my parents had decided…

I nominate Mr. Hemmerling for the Pulitzer of Deadspin comments, 2019.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Damn man this made me miss Rom Roberts

Fold the Meat will be my new corporate catchphrase. You can bet the next team meeting will involve someone being called out “You gotta fold the meat, we can’t fold it for you!”.

TAKE THAT HILL!!!

Amazing. +1 meat fold

Folding the meat was the kicker.  If I ever go to Arby’s I’m asking for the folded meat sandwich.   

“If i wasn’t a vital Arby’s team member, you better believe I’d be out there crackin skulls too, but someone’s gotta be in at 5am to fold”

JACKED UP

I heard Ray Lewis’s voice when reading this.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Maybe it'll go better at the third wedding 

LOL, throw yourself off a bridge.

Wow have some empathy. Twitter recently banned a bunch of incels and white supremacists and they have no place else to go.

oh shit you’re the dude who made the comment on Splinter about how Steve King isn’t really a racist! You suck!

[Slow Clap]