lol. ok, yep. fair

I’m sitting here cackling at my desk like a maniac reading this.

This is a window to my own soul. +1 Rooibos to you, good sir.

Wow hit so many nails on the head that I’m going to need to go back to therapy.

this was so real that it made me uncomfortable and almost text my old therapist

GO BACK TO CINCINNATI!!!!

Holy shit the sarcasm recognition meter is at it’s lowest level in decades!

Living your Best life, Hemmerling! When nothing matters anymore, fatter and sweatier is all we have, bro! Plus, you have beers! You’re a KING!

You need better friends.

I don’t get seltzer. I guess if it gets you fucked up, hard seltzer has a purpose. But fuck man, these are dark times.

Got it. You got me and you got me good (facepalm).

You okay dude?

This thread is amazing. After re-reading the original comment there is no possible way for someone to think it was made seriously, and yet....here we are.

This entire thread gets all the stars. I’m snickersnorting endlessly at my desk. Thank you.

Bruh. You’re KILLIN IT

Exactly. Ask Elvis.

Several people here don’t understand the concept of good ol’ AMERICAN sarcasm. Damn commies.

He’s just not man enough to get the Lord’s message. I long for the days where’d you kill a pig on the sideline and make the football by hand. And not only did we do it for free, sometimes we PAID to play the game.

That really came back around in a surprising way. Thank you.

Currently watching the movie Leatherheads as I'm reading this. The comment is funnier than the movie.