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I agree on most if not all of that stuff (I’ve been relatively bullish on the acquisition since it was finalized, mostly because I hoped it would inject my favorite brewery with what it needed to go over the top). The issue with GI isn’t the quality of the beer (while my favorite Bourbon County variants are generally

Montgomery might be the one to emerge as the top guy, at least that is the word right now.  Who’s kicking, did they try and get Gould back?

It’s just impossible to avoid. Look at the comments of noted charming guy sharonrodgersclavicle! Beyond the absolutely HEEEEEELARIOUS name, the guy’s spouting off what would be incel talking points, but against the Packers. What a fucking nutjob! And these are the people I have to deal with!

To be fair, that’s the standard Minnesota greeting for anyone who is not a blood relative or life-long friend.

There are about 3 houses in my immediate vicinity on the far NW side of the city that sport Packers paraphernalia 7-8 months every year—4 or 5 flags each, plus a load of other kitschy lawn and house decorations. Gaudy and over the top, each one.

JESUS, I didn’t hear about that. That’s fucking awful.

Damn...that’s harsh

I am 100% ready for this.

Us Bears fans know what Amos is. He's a decent player but got way overpaid on the back of playing in the best defense in football last year. Get ready for.some solid tackling, one pick every other season and one blown coverage a game.

Gonna win Oscar for Best Picture in 2030.

God I hope so. The only thing that has gotten me through most of the last 27 years as a Bears fan is knowing that there just HAS to be some karmic comeuppance to balance out the Packers having back to back Hall of Fame QB’s. I want them to go through 65 QB’s in the next 30 years while never finishing better than 5 -

He’s just gonna fly back to the Oakland one, like he does with his dumb haircut

This one takes a second.

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

what a great comment

Once he got Beckman’s game worn Sox sock, he lost all objectivity. 

*updates “Identity of Hemmerling for Mitchell” file*

When I lived in Humboldt Park you could have run a naked marathon around there and saw 20 cops (half of them driving 2 mph the wrong way down a one way). Absolutely nothing would happen. I think you’d actually get bored, tired, or someone in the neighborhood would solve the problem first.

This might be the best question for the funbag yet.

I was in Chicago once on a July day in the high 90s. There was a guy walking around in a Batman T-shirt with no pants, junk just hanging, and those who passed him and noticed, sort of just shrugged.