no, very funny. 

And Marshall, Jeffery, and Forte all got run out on a rail for having the temerity to not enjoy having to play for someone who changed up Cutler’s playbook for like the eighth time. 

This is what the photographer walked into:

Tough, but fair.

Gotta spend money to make money

Biscuits with honey. Damnit. I’d finally just gotten my blood pressure under control, too!

I really want to argue with you to rile you up, but I can’t find anything with which I disagree in your diatribe.

Just giving this a star isn’t enough. Great work.

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

Any other fast food item is to be binged in a disgusting display shortly after purchase and then thrown away out in the dumpster so your spouse does not see what you’ve done again

Durkin thinks about the hundreds of kids who didn’t die. They keep him up at night. His bloodlust is unsated.

I’m only mayor part time. I unclog septic tanks as a full time job, it pays a lot better.

It was a particularly odd feeling being excited that we’ve reached WYTS season, and then realizing it will be [checks notes (that can’t be right!), double-checks notes - Holy shit!] three weeks before the Browns article.

I was three words into this, and I’m like, ahhhh fuck, he’s just going to post video of the double doink like 19 times when we get to the Bears, and that will be the article, and I’m not sure I can deal with that.

I don’t often guffaw - a hearty chuckle or perhaps a snicker now and then, but you sir, made me guffaw. Thank you for ending my shitty week on a high note.

Move along now folks, we’re done here. The internet will reopen tomorrow.

jesus dude

Brilliant.

He needs to stay calm on not lose his head over this.

This is Kinja Mount Rushmore material