As a lifelong Knicks fan I can attest that Dolan is both a source of tremendous comedy and totally brutal as an owner. There are times when I didn’t like something the Yankees or NY Giants have done but always could convince myself that there was light at the end of the tunnel. With the Knicks there is no light…

My greatest sadness is that the Behind the Bastards on Dolan was taken down because of those copyright infrictions as that is still one of the best roastings ever on that podcast.

Aw hell no, he’s just gonna start looking more and more like Al Davis, hang around for the next 30 years being litigious and making everyone uncomfortable, and then on his death leave the Knicks in the capable hands of one of his sons, who for some reason will have the same haircut as John Gruden.

If it makes you feel any better, this is what shows up when you try and find his channel

Every December there is a mandatory company holiday show at Radio City Music Hall (also owned by his company) where employees see the Rockettes, some other things, and always his band. 

Alligator Bob is nothing but a GLORYBOY. He spent the entire week posing for selfies with people. “Alligator Bob” is originally from fucking Bridgeport. When you’re from Florida, it’s just implied that “alligator” goes in front of your first name - as it should be.

Anyway, whoever put the gator in the lagoon is a dick, there’s nothing but syringes and used condoms in that thing, completely disregarding the safety of that gator

I was going to say exactly this. I’ve been following the updates which for the last week have been “Alligator Bob is still looking for the alligator.” Then this morning the first thing I read is “They got a real gator guy from Florida and he got the gator”. One wonders if Robb is now fucking Bob’s girlfriend as well.

So, if Fallon were a golden retriever.

Pete Alonso: [glances into camera, tries to wipe smirk off face] Also, I think the Mets have the look of a real contender this year.

In the words of the late, great George Carlin: “You don’t need to take a shower every day unless you work out, or work out doors, or for some reason come into intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage. All you really need to do is wash the 4 key area. ARMPITS, ASSHOLE, CROTCH, AND TEETH. And I’ve found…

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My favorite memory is right before the kickoff Collinsworth said “I dunno if the Bears want to receive. You want to start a game like this on defense.”

You will pry my Cheetos Chicken Sandwich from my cold dead hands! Probably with a couple bites taken out of it. Because it’s what killed me.

This seems fair and reasonable and I find nothing wrong with this assertion at all. In fact, do you want money to provide this surface? Is there some sort of Prime like surface I can subscribe to that wipes horrific food ideas off the face of the Earth at a moment’s notice? If you want to make it, I’ll invest, dude.

He didn’t ask. When you’re a star, they let you do it.

Her second tweet is even more Trumpian.

You are a national treasure.

i know sir i was just adding emphasis as a form of approval :(

+1 with the angels now